Kozzy_is_my_Dad
"No excuses, no dickheads".
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Bet O'Connell can handle him sen n'all.
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Dean Hammond, you’d be out cold having not seen the invisible right hook, or jab, or anything else for that matter.
"Terrace Fighting" is different though isn't it. It's about projecting an image, so that "the other group" back down.
I'm a lover not a fighter. But, I've actually been in a situation immediately after a game where one of "my group" had an argument with a United player. The assembled squad decided to "come at us aggressively". My mate merely explained to them that they were in his World now, not on the pitch & they needed to consider what they were realistically going to do next. Which they did, and got on the team coach. As we were in the right anyway - fuck 'em (we thought at the time)
Billy Whitehurst.With Eric Dier last night heading in to the stands to confront some shandy drinking southerner, which blades player past or present would make you shit a brick and run to the exits
Now being a blade that claps until they switch off the lights and stopped to watch the lap of shame this is purely hypothetical.
But for me Morgs or Horsfield
Hammond, I would be shitting it that his lack of talent would rub off in me
You've got a good memory.Curtis would rather find out where you live and come round your house to get you
Charlie Hartfield. When he took out Cantona I thought he was heading for BL end to take on all of their supporters.
Roy Keane and Mark Hughes kept their distance
End of thread !Billy Whitehurst would empty the stand in seconds
Tbf, I think everyone was.
But, I've actually been in a situation immediately after a game where one of "my group" had an argument with a United player.
I was there too and I heard:
"Come over here twat and I'll hit you with my carrier bag and shove this train timetable up your arse"
No Carrier Bags involved. But, as it happens, it did involve bags. The players were moving between the dressing rooms & the team coach. So had their "kitbags" with them. A number of them made that posturing ostentatious gesture of dropping their bags to the floor. You know, to give us the signal - I've got both hands free now. That actually helped my mate in the "front them out" stakes. He simply stood there & saidI was there too and I heard:
"Come over here twat and I'll hit you with my carrier bag and shove this train timetable up your arse"
Lundstram looked half decent on the boxing vid tooOf all time, my top 3:
Billy Whitehurst
Chris Morgan
George Santos
Of the current crop I would try and find a peaceful resolution, rather than getting into fisticuffs with:
Jack O'Connell
John Egan
McBurnie
The Train Timetable story is, of course, a completely different game. At that one, I got so Ale Addled that I forgot it was Saturday when I read the on platform timetable poster. Hence the train the CBF went for didn't actually exist. So, the team took pity on us and arranged for Bassett to let us travel onwards on the Team Coach. Obvs, I have never been trusted with a timetable sinceI was there too and I heard:
"Come over here twat and I'll hit you with my carrier bag and shove this train timetable up your arse"
Hence the train the CBF went for didn't actually exist.
I had previously lost my glasses in a bar after a sneezing fit following being given some snuff by a local. Obvs didn't help timetable reading capacity.It's another world on tour with the CBF, isn't it?
Still I bet you filled that spare platform time admirably, swapping stories about Deltic locomotives and 3-4-2 bogie set ups......
I had previously lost my glasses in a bar after a sneezing fit following being given some snuff by a local. Obvs didn't help timetable reading capacity.
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