If Sheffield United were a song...

[Jon Bon II]

...they'd be 'Crocodile Shoes' by Jimmy Nail.

A pretty inoffensive, if rather bland offering, which seems to be hated by the majority. People can't understand how it ever got into the top twenty and constantly describe it as "one of, if not THE worst songs ever to grace the upper echelons of the charts", even preferring the likes of Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' and 'There's No One Quite Like Grandma' by St Winifred's School Choir. Many couldn't wait to see the back of it and hoped that it would never, ever get back into the top twenty again.

Jimmy Nail fans were heard to say 'As soon as Madonna, U2, Oasis, Dire Straits etc bugger off and form their own Super Charts somewhere in the middle east, the better for the rest of us.

 

[Russ]

Ain’t no doubt. It’s plain to see.

 

[SwissBlade]

...they'd be 'Crocodile Shoes' by Jimmy Nail.

A pretty inoffensive, if rather bland offering, which seems to be hated by the majority. People can't understand how it ever got into the top twenty and constantly describe it as "one of, if not THE worst songs ever to grace the upper echelons of the charts", even preferring the likes of Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' and 'There's No One Quite Like Grandma' by St Winifred's School Choir. Many couldn't wait to see the back of it and hoped that it would never, ever get back into the top twenty again.

Jimmy Nail fans were heard to say 'As soon as Madonna, U2, Oasis, Dire Straits etc bugger off and form their own Super Charts somewhere in the middle east, the better for the rest of us.

Hurt by Johnny Cash… “I hurt myself today”

 

[Varkanoid]

 

[mattbianco1]

I know a song that'll get on ya nerves, get on ya nerves!

 

[Davalon]

 

[Large Mendonca]

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Oh goody, silly season has arrived

 

[DorsetSUFC]

Long and Winding Road................

 

[reedy63]

Don't Let Me Down The Beatles

 

[brownblade]

...they'd be 'Crocodile Shoes' by Jimmy Nail.

A pretty inoffensive, if rather bland offering, which seems to be hated by the majority. People can't understand how it ever got into the top twenty and constantly describe it as "one of, if not THE worst songs ever to grace the upper echelons of the charts", even preferring the likes of Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' and 'There's No One Quite Like Grandma' by St Winifred's School Choir. Many couldn't wait to see the back of it and hoped that it would never, ever get back into the top twenty again.

Jimmy Nail fans were heard to say 'As soon as Madonna, U2, Oasis, Dire Straits etc bugger off and form their own Super Charts somewhere in the middle east, the better for the rest of us.

Barbie Girl is an absolute fucking banger. Put it on loud.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

It's all just a little bit of history repeating

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

 

[Pintor75]

We already have a song
"We ain't got a barrel of money"

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

 

[stringjunior]

Bring your daughter to the slaughter

 

[wavy-blade]

 

[Rodley]

Wine, beer and spirits all the time
Though I have you, still she's always on my mind
The rain falls down, I'm soaking through
I'm an old man inside a young man's suit
My crocodile shoes are crying, too
For they know how much love I have for you

 

[BigBed]

Ain’t no doubt. It’s plain to see.

Bettis and the Prince are no good to me.

 

[Rodley]

Charted well in Sweden

 

[ScottBlade]

 

[FredZeppelin]

utb

 

[b1ade4life]

Chumbawumba tub thumping, you need all those drinks after watching us

 

[FredZeppelin]

Perfect for us right now



utb

 

[Nick Jansky]

 

[247Blade]

We're on the road to nowhere.... Springs to mind

 

[JJBlade]

How to disappear completely - Radiohead
Sign of the times - Prince

 

[Esteban Cambiasso]

Rape me - nirvana

 

[JJBlade]

Amateur - Aimee Mann