If Sheffield United were a song...

[tyke1889]

...they'd be 'Crocodile Shoes' by Jimmy Nail.

A pretty inoffensive, if rather bland offering, which seems to be hated by the majority. People can't understand how it ever got into the top twenty and constantly describe it as "one of, if not THE worst songs ever to grace the upper echelons of the charts", even preferring the likes of Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' and 'There's No One Quite Like Grandma' by St Winifred's School Choir. Many couldn't wait to see the back of it and hoped that it would never, ever get back into the top twenty again.

Jimmy Nail fans were heard to say 'As soon as Madonna, U2, Oasis, Dire Straits etc bugger off and form their own Super Charts somewhere in the middle east, the better for the rest of us.

Your own song Jon, Livin' on a (wing and a) Prayer.

 

[diode_blade]

Cuts like a knife....Bryan Adams

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Old Ned by Ron Grainer…Ask yer dad.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

…O’Rafferty’s motor car by Val Doonican

 

[MagnifiqueShorehamStreet]

Amateur Hour by Sparks

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

A season of opportunity wasted through incompetence

 

[The Hobott]

 

[DifferentClass]

For Moose?

Also these fuckers seriously have a Vevo

 

[DifferentClass]

They know what is what but they don't know what is what, they just strut.

...what the fuck.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Papa Roach-last resort

 

[DifferentClass]

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

"Shower, another shower..."

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

fuck this shit-meatloaf