If one of our current or former legends took a dump in your back garden...

[gavtheblade]

Serious picks only.

 

[bromtom]

Depending on his diet, I'd probably put it on the rose bush, see if I can get any more flowers before winter.

 

[Blade for Sale]

There are many ex-players of ours who have been compared to animals from which a dump is highly prized fertilizer.

 

[Barney]

garden ruined

 

[Pierre's PC]

I'd put it in a cup, pay a couple of spice heads to play with it while filming it.

I can see it being a hit in certain circles

 

[gavtheblade]

I'd put it in a cup, pay a couple of spice heads to play with it while filming it.

I can see it being a hit in certain circles

Two spice heads one cup?

 

[Karaoke Blade]

As it happens, Billy once played in our back garden when he was a nipper. Can't recall him having a dump though.

 

[gavtheblade]

garden ruined

Is that why you'd rather eat it Barney?

 

[BushBlade]

Where’s the option for ‘just leave it, I’ll sort it out if it’s still there in the summer’?

 

[Sean Thornton]

As it happens, Billy once played in our back garden when he was a nipper. Can't recall him having a dump though.

Claim to lame.

 

[Aston max]

Well it wouldn't actually be over the fence it would be across the road at my piggy neighbour , hopefully it would be Morgan coz I bet he can shit a fair smelly large tyre

 

[raimond]

Jack O'Connell shits bricks

 

[BigBed]

Does it count, if they shit on your chest??

 

[Sean Thornton]

Does it count, if they shit on your chest??

How many times.

Glass

Coffee

Table

 

[Davalon]

I'd just assume it was the Roma. Again.

 

[BigBed]

How many times.

Glass

Coffee

Table

Would it count in the attendance figures though??

 

[Pierre's PC]

Would it count in the attendance figures though??

One in the table is worth two in the bowl

 

[8lade]

Please don't let Whiteside be counted as a legend please...

 

[Aston max]

Does it count, if they shit on your chest??

Someone is watching to much German porn

 

[derfblade.3]

 

[gavtheblade]

That's Barney for ya.

 

[BigBed]

Someone is watching to much German porn

German porn!??, you've obviously never been to City Sauna.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

What the fuck is going on?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

What the fuck is going on?

Just wait for pre season pal.

 

[gavtheblade]

Barry banana just attempts a shit and curled one in the y fronts.