I shouldn’t, but…

[Bladesman101]

The odd minute I get here and there I’ll check our forum, but checking pork talk has now become the next thing I do since the derby.

A case study should be done on their mentality. There’s a thread currently on the go where they’re contemplating the possibility of Mike Ashley, and how he might be good as he would be interesting on getting them up and flipping the club for profit! They live in complete La La land but they truly truly believe the utter nonsense they tell themselves.

I should stop checking it, but it is very entertaining the delusion on show at the moment

 

[Shirty Blade]

There is apparently a mystery consortium ready to buy them and invest gazillions owing to their potential. You heard it here first!

 

[knowsnowt]

The old slag is a sleeping giant tramp I hear.
Maybe it can claim universal credit and pip to pay Barry bald heads wig fees.
That might help.

 

[petcharlie]

The odd minute I get here and there I’ll check our forum, but checking pork talk has now become the next thing I do since the derby.

A case study should be done on their mentality. There’s a thread currently on the go where they’re contemplating the possibility of Mike Ashley, and how he might be good as he would be interesting on getting them up and flipping the club for profit! They live in complete La La land but they truly truly believe the utter nonsense they tell themselves.

I should stop checking it, but it is very entertaining the delusion on show at the moment

I never even thought about going on it but like u I find it so entertaining now ,it is a must with me now where as before it never entered my head to look . It is pure gold and i always end up have a big chuckle ,Pure entertaining first class stuff . They really believe they are so bloody special and it's just a matter of time when they will sweep every other club away that as the cheek to come up against them . If ever a european league is formed containing just the top hitters I am sure they think they should be involved . Really really funny I recommend it ,really brightens your day up .

 

[Northyorksblade]

I never even thought about going on it but like u I find it so entertaining now ,it is a must with me now where as before it never entered my head to look . It is pure gold and i always end up have a big chuckle ,Pure entertaining first class stuff . They really believe they are so bloody special and it's just a matter of time when they will sweep every other club away that as the cheek to come up against them . If ever a european league is formed containing just the top hitters I am sure they think they should be involved . Really really funny I recommend it ,really brightens your day up .

I think I'll wait and IF, big IF, we go up I might have a little look.

 

[The Crab]

I’d rather twat myself in the bollocks with a cricket bat than read their bilge

 

[Bell4]

I’d rather twat myself in the bollocks with a cricket bat than read their bilge

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[Large Mendonca]

I’d feel dirty going on porktalk - I rely on others copying the batshit they post.

 

[NAnstonblade]

The odd minute I get here and there I’ll check our forum, but checking pork talk has now become the next thing I do since the derby.

A case study should be done on their mentality. There’s a thread currently on the go where they’re contemplating the possibility of Mike Ashley, and how he might be good as he would be interesting on getting them up and flipping the club for profit! They live in complete La La land but they truly truly believe the utter nonsense they tell themselves.

I should stop checking it, but it is very entertaining the delusion on show at the moment

The odd minute I get here and there I’ll check our forum, but checking pork talk has now become the next thing I do since the derby.

A case study should be done on their mentality. There’s a thread currently on the go where they’re contemplating the possibility of Mike Ashley, and how he might be good as he would be interesting on getting them up and flipping the club for profit! They live in complete La La land but they truly truly believe the utter nonsense they tell themselves.

I should stop checking it, but it is very entertaining the delusion on show at the moment

A team of Steve Pemberton, Ricky Gervais and Steve Coogan couldn't write comedy like you get on there. It's very addictive!

 

[biggiesablade]

I’d feel dirty going on porktalk - I rely on others copying the batshit they post.

If I wake up and something funny has happened i do look forward to watching there heads explode. My favourite was when McAtee snubbed the little pig

 

[Shawy24]

I’d rather twat myself in the bollocks with a cricket bat than read their bilge

But it’s absolutely fascinating. It’s hilarious at times but in a you’ve been framed kind of way. You have to marvel at how so many people have had a frontal lobotomy and ended up supporting the same football club.

The latest pearl of wisdom that had me chuckling was that a three period embargo for non payment of wages would be good because the Independent Football Regulator would then force Chansiri to sell.

1. What Regulator? Bill doesn’t look like passing any time soon, certainly not unless watered down.

2. Even if it does get passed what sanction powers can be imposed on Chansiri. As far as we know his only problem is a temporary cash flow and that doesn’t immediately make him unfit. They’ll just impose a financial plan on him that is realistic. In other words live within his means. He’ll be happy with that so the paying customers have to STFU.

3. As for forcing him to sell. How? Take his licences away? Clubs worthless without a licence. What they gonna do? Magic up some draconian power of confiscation of an owner’s assets? Is the new regulator then going to become a football club ownership broker disposing of bankrupt clubs to shiny new owners at a reasonable price?

It’s all absolutely deluded and arrogantly entitled. All stereotypes completely nailed on.

 

[Groucho Blade]

The old slag is a sleeping giant tramp I hear.
Maybe it can claim universal credit and pip to pay Barry bald heads wig fees.
That might help.

A sleeping giant tramp

 

[Jinxy1966]

I’d rather twat myself in the bollocks with a cricket bat than read their bilge

Whack !!! Right in the googlies