I have got some confusion for today.

[Woodthorpe blade]

Never quite liked that tuppence since I read this...In 1998, D'Acampo was convicted of burgling the home of singer Paul Young and served two years in prison.[18]

He breaks in , every time he goes away.

 

[Northyorksblade]

I love you Roberto

 

[Bartleby]

every time he goes away.

he takes a piece of meat with him

 

[ThatJa]

Bill Sharpy.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Just absolutely the best, again. Barely a wasted word. More please, more often .

 

[Cerberus Blade]

The question is are you really Fernando Martinez?

He's Carlos Carvalhal.

 

[Esablade]

He's Carlos Carvalhal.

I did like this one:

"It was a person with age. I must respect older persons but in that moment he acted really badly,"

 

[Bladesman]

Becourse tomorrow we play agains Derby County so you can say this “I look forward to Derby game”
Yes, I understand.
And then I hear this, “In Septiembre, we play agains Sheffield Wendsdaypig” and again you can say, “I look forward to Derby game”
Is the same thing! 2 Derby game?
Bonky madness.

I think this about the football season.
Most of it I can stand proud but I don’t like to play away from home becourse is difficult to score.
On another hand, at home is more better I think. I came with my friend in the Brentford game and we were very satisfied. A lot of the time yes, it is hard, so when it went in I made a loud noise. I don’t go to the Barnsley game becourse my wife is bad to me but another win. so is good. Please, for me I hope the same is tomorrow.
We are to be for promotion again? I don’t know it but I don’t like to go down. I look at my wife, I tell her I don’t want to do this. Then she stare to me and she say, “football football football” is all you ever talk. She is bad woman and fat.

Maybe I think now is time to make Bill Sharpy for some rest. Okay, he takes two goals but he has more years and now he is not so faster than before. But who is it can be for him? Possible Brooks but is much young today already. I think is necessary for have to buy, maybe Jordan Roads? Ha. No no. not for all the teeth in China.
I have too go now. My wifes cheeks are wobbling.

I can make my wife's cheeks wobble as well.

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

I've been chuckling at this for over twenty minutes now.

Bonky madness.

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

'Not for all the teeth in China'.

SOLID GOLD!

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

The day I see a BONKY MADNESS flag at a Blades match is the day I'll die a happy man

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Roberto It's been a long time, enlighten us all with some more of your Spanglish literature

 

[Willglynning]

Roberto It's been a long time, enlighten us all with some more of your Spanglish literature

I second this. It’s been too long since we’ve had some good old bonky madness.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I read that in Carvalhal's voice.

So did I