I have got some confusion for today.

[Woodthorpe blade]

Never quite liked that tuppence since I read this...In 1998, D'Acampo was convicted of burgling the home of singer Paul Young and served two years in prison.[18]

He breaks in , every time he goes away.

 

[Northyorksblade]

I love you Roberto

 

[Bartleby]

every time he goes away.

he takes a piece of meat with him

 

[ThatJa]

Bill Sharpy.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Just absolutely the best, again. Barely a wasted word. More please, more often .

 

[Cerberus Blade]

The question is are you really Fernando Martinez?

He's Carlos Carvalhal.

 

[Esablade]

He's Carlos Carvalhal.

I did like this one:

"It was a person with age. I must respect older persons but in that moment he acted really badly,"

 

[Bladesman]

Becourse tomorrow we play agains Derby County so you can say this “I look forward to Derby game”
Yes, I understand.
And then I hear this, “In Septiembre, we play agains Sheffield Wendsdaypig” and again you can say, “I look forward to Derby game”
Is the same thing! 2 Derby game?
Bonky madness.

I think this about the football season.
Most of it I can stand proud but I don’t like to play away from home becourse is difficult to score.
On another hand, at home is more better I think. I came with my friend in the Brentford game and we were very satisfied. A lot of the time yes, it is hard, so when it went in I made a loud noise. I don’t go to the Barnsley game becourse my wife is bad to me but another win. so is good. Please, for me I hope the same is tomorrow.
We are to be for promotion again? I don’t know it but I don’t like to go down. I look at my wife, I tell her I don’t want to do this. Then she stare to me and she say, “football football football” is all you ever talk. She is bad woman and fat.

Maybe I think now is time to make Bill Sharpy for some rest. Okay, he takes two goals but he has more years and now he is not so faster than before. But who is it can be for him? Possible Brooks but is much young today already. I think is necessary for have to buy, maybe Jordan Roads? Ha. No no. not for all the teeth in China.
I have too go now. My wifes cheeks are wobbling.

I can make my wife's cheeks wobble as well.

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

I've been chuckling at this for over twenty minutes now.

Bonky madness.

 

[TONY_TONY_AGANA]

'Not for all the teeth in China'.

SOLID GOLD!

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

The day I see a BONKY MADNESS flag at a Blades match is the day I'll die a happy man

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Roberto It's been a long time, enlighten us all with some more of your Spanglish literature

 

[Willglynning]

Roberto It's been a long time, enlighten us all with some more of your Spanglish literature

I second this. It’s been too long since we’ve had some good old bonky madness.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I read that in Carvalhal's voice.

So did I

 

[1973Blade]

In a difficult season it's a pity we can't see Roberto post again to cheer us up!

 

[LardSardine]

Well this is just weird, I was sitting there earlier and the words Bonky Madness popped into my head. I couldn't for the life of me remember where I knew it from or why it came to mind and then I come on here and see this!

 

[Keen Blade]

He breaks in , every time he goes away.

He takes a piece of meat , with you

 

[Keen Blade]

I can make my wife's cheeks wobble as well.

Yeh but is she bad fat woman ?
Or
Black Magic woman (like Carlos sang)

 

[mattbianco1]

Well this is just weird, I was sitting there earlier and the words Bonky Madness popped into my head. I couldn't for the life of me remember where I knew it from or why it came to mind and then I come on here and see this!

Now that is bonky madness

 

[GodricBlade]

In a difficult season it's a pity we can't see Roberto post again to cheer us up!

This is the first time I’ve read this thread - totally hilarious OP & it’s left me with questions.
Who was Roberto?
Where’s he gone?
Are there other funny threads of his?
How do I find them?
I’m off to ‘search’…..

 

[1973Blade]

This is the first time I’ve read this thread - totally hilarious OP & it’s left me with questions.
Who was Roberto?
Where’s he gone?
Are there other funny threads of his?
How do I find them?
I’m off to ‘search’…..

If you click onto his name you can see all the messages he put up. This was another thread of his (no idea who he was!)

R

Thread 'Now can be for a belief no?'

Feb 6, 2019

Today these morning I came into my bath.
At immersion, my wife arrives the bathroom and I start to excite myself
becourse I think is a nice chance to become for the Premiership, yes?
Well, I give to her my opinion of the case.
Perhap is not quite yet to belief possible for it, but is maybe so, yes?
Even that Norwich is above it all, I have no greed. I say for my wife “Is good for me to come second”
She does not agree becourse she shakes, her head it says ‘You must be joke”

But for myself I say this. I think these season is very changed agains one year from ago.
The year passed is nice as...

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[coaxingstar71]

This is the first time I’ve read this thread - totally hilarious OP & it’s left me with questions.
Who was Roberto?
Where’s he gone?
Are there other funny threads of his?
How do I find them?
I’m off to ‘search’…..

If you want to read a funny thread, look up Cat Tragedy
There was also one about different ways that folk wipe their arse, which had me crying but can’t remember where it is.

 

[DifferentClass]

Hello,

I can confirm that I am Roberto.

I was banned for exciting myself too much over the season coming over the Premier League, the bonky madness of 2019 ruined by the transmitted disease.

My wifes cheeks are still wobbling but not now as much after Crab fat jabs.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Hello,


I can confirm I'm Roberto I did a long stretch in HMP long story short I was caught along with my good mate Mark robbing a post office.

 

[GrunkyPeep]

I'm Brian and so's my wife

 

[blackydog]

Tyler had a wierd side, was articulate and often a bit crazy. Wouldn't surprise me.