Large Mendonca
Fed up of this social media shite
Personally i don't know what people expect with the players we had out
there on Monday. I thought our goalie looked a bit heavy, as if if he
had a Log Engorge before the game. Defence weren't much better - That Mill
at left back with My Hot Conman on the right; not forgetting the central pair
with their Air Game Hurry and his partner. McCabe will Sell Nil Coin with that
style of play.
Onto midfield - you're having a laugh ?? we have our captain playing like a Medical
Holey, with his central partner, the Mild Conked Van who looks like he needs
a service to me. Out wide we had some loanee who played like Minced Lion Poo
and wide right a Rosy Born Bra......anything but rosy if you ask me.
Of course the strikers are a cause for concern, and the lack of goals at home
will cost us promotion i feel. We had little movement from Ornate Fat John, pairing up with someone or another - whoever he was it looked like he'd being drinking Nite Vodkas.
Substitutions didn't effect the game either and injury at half time forcing
the Handyman Biting Hog into action, all to no avail.
Suppose it could have been worse - at least we didn't use Pitch Errors or that
Red Stale Wanker !!!
Disclaimer: For any player reading the forum, it's not meant to be taken too seriously !!
there on Monday. I thought our goalie looked a bit heavy, as if if he
had a Log Engorge before the game. Defence weren't much better - That Mill
at left back with My Hot Conman on the right; not forgetting the central pair
with their Air Game Hurry and his partner. McCabe will Sell Nil Coin with that
style of play.
Onto midfield - you're having a laugh ?? we have our captain playing like a Medical
Holey, with his central partner, the Mild Conked Van who looks like he needs
a service to me. Out wide we had some loanee who played like Minced Lion Poo
and wide right a Rosy Born Bra......anything but rosy if you ask me.
Of course the strikers are a cause for concern, and the lack of goals at home
will cost us promotion i feel. We had little movement from Ornate Fat John, pairing up with someone or another - whoever he was it looked like he'd being drinking Nite Vodkas.
Substitutions didn't effect the game either and injury at half time forcing
the Handyman Biting Hog into action, all to no avail.
Suppose it could have been worse - at least we didn't use Pitch Errors or that
Red Stale Wanker !!!
Disclaimer: For any player reading the forum, it's not meant to be taken too seriously !!
