Hull to dig up Puskas and Best

[shorehamview]

Hull City have announced their audacious plan to ressurect Ferenc Puskas and George Best.

"We feel that they can do a job, providing they've not decomposed too much and gone too smelly," their chairman told the world's press today. "We at Hull City are concerned about the discrimination endemic in football towards the undead, and are about to employ a Voodoo priestess from Haiti and a Zulu witch doctor to perform the zombie ceremony which will enable us to sign other greats such as Fatty Foulkes, Bobby Moore and Lee Bowyer. We know Bowyer's not karked it, but he's not really human is he?" he told the reporters from the Metro, Hull Advertiser and Women's Hour. "It is our dream to eventually field a full starting eleven of undead players, with a possibility that Count Dracula could be our starting goalkeeper for night time matches, if we can cure him of his fear of crosses. This policy will let us take the Champion's League by storm, and you can shove Jay-Jay and Juninho up Brian Barwick's bum."

 

[silverfox]

Have you been on Jonny's mums sherry?

Or has he slipped you some horse pills??

 

[shorehamview]

Have you been on Jonny's mums sherry?

Or has he slipped you some horse pills??

Just natural. I could have been a comedian, but comedy's loss was the charcoal industry's gain.

 

[silverfox]

Just natural. I could have been a comedian, but comedy's loss was the charcoal industry's gain.

Burnt out at 30 eh?

 

[keenzy]

the dracular bit was a laugh