CONFIRMED Hull City Game off

[Sean Thornton]

You can call yourself Deidre if it floats your boat.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Ok retard I have better things to do.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Absolutely! The trouble is, my sister has got very much into this family history thing and on my mum's side we've traced it right back to 1066 with the Eyre family; apparently my ancestors were royalty when the Eyres were joined in matrimony to the Townsends (that's my mum's lot); thankfully we lost all our royal privileges owing to stubbornness - definitely my relatives. I've still half a mind to pop into Hassop Hall and demand the keys though. Some bloke called Isaac Newton appears on our family tree somewhere as well, which begs the question, how the fuck did he end up on the back of a pound note and not me?

Luckily, my dad's side of the family were all illegitimate and, to quote Rennie Bell himself, "all buried on street corners barely marked with a cross". Going further back, the Bells of Derbyshire came down with Bonnie Prince Charlie during the Jacobite Rebellion, whereupon they witnessed the thumping dished out to the Scots at Culloden and decided fighting wasn't their thing, so quietly snuck off and settled in the peace and quiet of Derbyshire - also definitely my relatives.

In both my mum and dad's latter-days we visited Hathersage Church, the place the two of them met, got married, and are subsequently buried; on said occasion my dad sagely observed that "all yer mother's ancestors are inside the chapel (the Eyre Family tombs) whilst all my family are in t'graveyard".

Posh ****

 

[Mojo]

So is the game on or what

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Posh ****

 

[reedy63]

no mention of game off on hulls website.

 

[Robby Blade]

Never met your dad Greenwich (wish I had), but I can just hear him saying "all buried on street corners barely marked with a cross" and "all yer mother's ancestors are inside the chapel (the Eyre Family tombs) whilst all my family are in t'graveyard".

 

[raimond]

Just been a tweet from South Yorkshire Police saying a final decision will be made tomorrow on whether the game goes ahead. Surely that can't be a final say that it's on a day early, so must mean it's off??

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

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You looked different with blonde hair.

 

[Robby Blade]

You looked different with blonde hair.

Tits still the same size though.

 

[wizadry]

Just been a tweet from South Yorkshire Police saying a final decision will be made tomorrow on whether the game goes ahead. Surely that can't be a final say that it's on a day early, so must mean it's off??

….and what the fuck has it got to do with them whether the game goes ahead? It’s Covid related not knife crime, theft and hooliganism related.

 

[raimond]

….and what the fuck has it got to do with them whether the game goes ahead? It’s Covid related not knife crime, theft and hooliganism related.

I'd agree mate, didn't say I'm wearing an 'I adore SYP' t shirt, they've probably got more of a heads up than me or thee though whether the game's on

 

[wizadry]

I'd agree mate, didn't say I'm wearing an 'I adore SYP' t shirt, they've probably got more of a heads up than me or thee though whether the game's on

I wasn’t having a go at you mate by the way, I was just wondering what the fuck it had to do with those useless, provocative twats.

 

[metalblade]

I wasn’t having a go at you mate by the way, I was just wondering what the fuck it had to do with those useless, provocative twats.

They will be planning the overtime for South Yorkshire and Northumberland forces and want to know how many Big Mac doggie bags to order

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

And I thought my banter levels were low.

It’s not a binary concept - Your thinking remains wholly accurate

 

[BadgersBigToe]

You looked different with blonde hair.

He’s the one with glasses

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

The only reason I can see why games are being called off so late on is because the EFL are taking a closer look at the finer details of each club and whether they are within their rights to try and postpone. Hull’s game was off yesterday but they may well be forced to play if they can not prove they can’t meet the criteria set by the EFL.

Since the rule of 14 fit players was set it seems like nobody has taken it serious. Hopefully the EFL are looking at sanctions for clubs trying to get games off that could be played.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

He’s the one with glasses

Ohhh, now you say!

 

[spongebobblade]

The only reason I can see why games are being called off so late on is because the EFL are taking a closer look at the finer details of each club and whether they are within their rights to try and postpone. Hull’s game was off yesterday but they may well be forced to play if they can not prove they can’t meet the criteria set by the EFL.

Since the rule of 14 fit players was set it seems like nobody has taken it serious. Hopefully the EFL are looking at sanctions for clubs trying to get games off that could be played.

It’s very difficult to prove though. Covid cases/jabbed players is fairly transparent but then how do you factor in injured players? Who decides if a player is fit enough to play? Regardless of COVID cases you can see why Hull might not want to play the 2 of the 3 most in form teams in the championship

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Absolutely! The trouble is, my sister has got very much into this family history thing and on my mum's side we've traced it right back to 1066 with the Eyre family; apparently my ancestors were royalty when the Eyres were joined in matrimony to the Townsends (that's my mum's lot); thankfully we lost all our royal privileges owing to stubbornness - definitely my relatives. I've still half a mind to pop into Hassop Hall and demand the keys though. Some bloke called Isaac Newton appears on our family tree somewhere as well, which begs the question, how the fuck did he end up on the back of a pound note and not me?

Luckily, my dad's side of the family were all illegitimate and, to quote Rennie Bell himself, "all buried on street corners barely marked with a cross". Going further back, the Bells of Derbyshire came down with Bonnie Prince Charlie during the Jacobite Rebellion, whereupon they witnessed the thumping dished out to the Scots at Culloden and decided fighting wasn't their thing, so quietly snuck off and settled in the peace and quiet of Derbyshire - also definitely my relatives.

In both my mum and dad's latter-days we visited Hathersage Church, the place the two of them met, got married, and are subsequently buried; on said occasion my dad sagely observed that "all yer mother's ancestors are inside the chapel (the Eyre Family tombs) whilst all my family are in t'graveyard".

If the Bell's had come down and settled in Endcliffe would they have been known as the Bell Ends?

 

[Mike325]

If you get hit by a chicken and balti pie, it'll have come from me I reply

Greenwich Blade , posh?

I've read some ridiculous shit on here over years but this absolutely takes the biscuit by a considerable distance.

Sorry mate, no offence intended and I'm sure that non will be taken, you being proud of your "non posh" heritage and all that.

Maidenhead yes I am. Maidenhead mad boy big head round the ghetto blud. You don't take no crap cuz innit u are one big name round de ends bruv keep it real fam

 

[Greenwich Blade]

If the Bell's had come down and settled in Endcliffe would they have been known as the Bell Ends?

No, but some of us were anyway, one in Private Eye and another by unfunny classmates.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Maidenhead yes I am. Maidenhead mad boy big head round the ghetto blud. You don't take no crap cuz innit u are one big name round de ends bruv keep it real fam

He's really not, I can assure you.

 

[Mike325]

He's really not, I can assure you.

Its you again fam. Thought you were having it off with some badmens down south bruv.

Keep it real blad you is one of my brother's respect fam.

 

[Mike325]

Big up Maidenhead big him up bruv big man

 

[Mike325]

Just been a tweet from South Yorkshire Police saying a final decision will be made tomorrow on whether the game goes ahead. Surely that can't be a final say that it's on a day early, so must mean it's off??

Technically it clearly says a final decision will be made tomorrow so how can that mean it will be off

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

I smell pork.

 

[Mike325]

If you get hit by a chicken and balti pie, it'll have come from me

 

[Mike325]

I'd agree mate, didn't say I'm wearing an 'I adore SYP' t shirt, they've probably got more of a heads up than me or thee though whether the game's on

Did you know Raymond is correct spelling pal

 

[Mike325]

I smell pork.

Your off your head