CONFIRMED Hull City Game off

[Mike325]

It was fucking nonsense.

Miserable man one lad on here see funny side.

 

[shorehamview]

I heard about that. Can I call myself Shoreham view as well joking pal

You can call yourself Deidre if it floats your boat.

 

[sitwell]

Let's hope and pray. Could happen on it like fuck get pissed at lane watch united go out after get more pissed YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH LLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD

Are you Jokanovic ?

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Greenwich blade haha. Yer knobhead. Isn't Greenwich down south...........

Greenwich is down south, as is Stanwell where I live now. So, what's the joke and the banter here?

 

[Greenwich Blade]

I have been having abit of banter on here and I'm a big believer of if you can't take it don't give it. Just read through last 6/7 posts. If it's to much for people I want joke/banter.

But you see, you can't give it or take it.

 

[Snowflake]

Greenwich is down south, as is Stanwell where I live now. So, what's the joke and the banter here?

Isn’t it in Scotland ?

 

[Scarebus]

And I thought my banter levels were low.

 

[Mike325]

But you see, you can't give it or take it.

Ok retard I have better things to do.

 

[Mike325]

Are you Jokanovic ?

I'm a yyyyyyyyyyyhoooooobvccdfffgbbbbbbvccxccccccvvhhhjjj I'm mad that's me.

 

[Mike325]

You can call yourself Deidre if it floats your boat.

But I want to be called Shoreham view like the big gangsters

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Ok retard I have better things to do.

You see, if you could give it you'd be funny, and if you could take it you wouldn't call people "knobhead" and "retard".

 

[Mike325]

But you see, you can't give it or take it.

You live in Greenwich posh posh oooohhhhh

 

[Mike325]

You see, if you could give it you'd be funny, and if you could take it you wouldn't call people "knobhead" and "retard".

I am funny

 

[Greenwich Blade]

You live in Greenwich posh posh oooohhhhh

I don't though (never have done actually); I now live in Stanwell which is a right shithole if you must know.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

I am funny

No, you're not.

 

[jono_t2000]

I am funny

Forget to take your ADHD pills this morning fella?

 

[Mike325]

I don't though (never have done actually); I now live in Stanwell which is a right shithole if you must

I don't though (never have done actually); I now live in Stanwell which is a right shithole if you must know.

But you call yourself that pal

 

[Mike325]

Forget to take your ADHD pills this morning fella?

As a matter of fact pal yes. I'm certified mad. But I'm ok

 

[Greenwich Blade]

But you call yourself that pal

Yes, thanks for pointing that out.

 

[Mike325]

Yes, thanks for pointing that out.

Shall we call a truce

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Shall we call a truce

First sensible thing you've said all morning!

 

[Mike325]

You can call yourself Deidre if it floats your bo I heard you stole this name from the lad Johnny who does the exc

First sensible thing you've said all morning!

Apologies pal been tough morning. Were all blades.

 

[gavtheblade]

Is it on or off then fellas?
Really hope not,it feels an age since last Monday

 

[Gavlar]

I hope the game is on and the childish arguments on here are off, but I suspect the opposite will be true.

 

[COME BACK CHED]

So is it on ? 1000 pies need cooking

 

[Maidenhead]

You live in Greenwich posh posh oooohhhhh

Greenwich Blade , posh?

I've read some ridiculous shit on here over years but this absolutely takes the biscuit by a considerable distance.

Sorry mate, no offence intended and I'm sure that non will be taken, you being proud of your "non posh" heritage and all that.

 

[Mike325]

I hope the game is on and the childish arguments on here are off, but I suspect the opposite will be true.

If Its on I be at top of kop. Getting everyone singing. I stand there singing if you don't sing at all your a twat. I will I be the number one

 

[Tarqs]

If Its on I be at top of kop. Getting everyone singing. I stand there singing if you don't sing at all your a twat. I will I be the number one

If you get hit by a chicken and balti pie, it'll have come from me

 

[Mike325]

Greenwich Blade , posh?

I've read some ridiculous shit on here over years but this absolutely takes the biscuit by a considerable distance.

Sorry mate, no offence intended and I'm sure that non will be taken, you being proud of your "non posh" heritage and all that.

Cant be more ridiculous than you are you from the mad end of the ends cuzman

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Greenwich Blade , posh?

I've read some ridiculous shit on here over years but this absolutely takes the biscuit by a considerable distance.

Sorry mate, no offence intended and I'm sure that non will be taken, you being proud of your "non posh" heritage and all that.

Absolutely! The trouble is, my sister has got very much into this family history thing and on my mum's side we've traced it right back to 1066 with the Eyre family; apparently my ancestors were royalty when the Eyres were joined in matrimony to the Townsends (that's my mum's lot); thankfully we lost all our royal privileges owing to stubbornness - definitely my relatives. I've still half a mind to pop into Hassop Hall and demand the keys though. Some bloke called Isaac Newton appears on our family tree somewhere as well, which begs the question, how the fuck did he end up on the back of a pound note and not me?

Luckily, my dad's side of the family were all illegitimate and, to quote Rennie Bell himself, "all buried on street corners barely marked with a cross". Going further back, the Bells of Derbyshire came down with Bonnie Prince Charlie during the Jacobite Rebellion, whereupon they witnessed the thumping dished out to the Scots at Culloden and decided fighting wasn't their thing, so quietly snuck off and settled in the peace and quiet of Derbyshire - also definitely my relatives.

In both my mum and dad's latter-days we visited Hathersage Church, the place the two of them met, got married, and are subsequently buried; on said occasion my dad sagely observed that "all yer mother's ancestors are inside the chapel (the Eyre Family tombs) whilst all my family are in t'graveyard".