How to 'spunk money' & alienate people

[I should coco]

There's probably more biscuits named after revolutionaries than footballers.

What like lemon puffs, custard creams and nice biscuits? More Wolfie Smith than Lenin.

 

[Yewsman]

Half our squad seems to called Jake....
Jake Wright sir
Jake Wright Jr.
Jake Eastwood
Jake Bennett
Have I missed any others?

 

[I should coco]

Half our squad seems to called Jake....
Jake Wright sir
Jake Wright Jr.
Jake Eastwood
Jake Bennett
Have I missed any others?

Jake Basham
Jake OConnel
Jake Coutts
Jake Etc

Then there's the old players like Jake Currie and Jake Woodward

 

[snootyfenooty]

What like lemon puffs, custard creams and nice biscuits? More Wolfie Smith than Lenin.

Custard creams give me the Trots.

 

[Slim Man]

Jake Basham
Jake OConnel
Jake Coutts
Jake Etc

Then there's the old players like Jake Currie and Jake Woodward

Jake Blackman and Jake Stevens

 

[I should coco]

Custard creams give me the Trots.

Thanks for sharing that important bit of information.

And to think people say that you learn nowt on t'interweb.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Custard creams give me the Trots.

Ironically, Laura Trott once gave me a custard cream.