How to 'spunk money' & alienate people

[Steve Mackan]

...or a Pre-match Preview of Middlesbrough.

Focussing on Steve Gibson's approach to chairmanship and a bit of a 'player-watch' on their youngster Dael Fry. Like most true Blades (as I'm sure is opposite for our delightful neighbours) it is really all about demonising Wednesday.

Hope you enjoy.

 

[DifferentClass]

Poor Dael's parents needed a spellcheck on the birth certificate

 

[BushBlade]

Poor Dael's parents needed a spellcheck on the birth certificate

It's probably Gaelic and pronounced Shevaun.

 

[Steve Mackan]

You say this. I think United are in need of an interesting forename. Off the top of my head, I can't think of the last one, other than Vasilios. Though I suppose Dael isn't really that interesting and is just 'Dale.'

 

[BushBlade]

You say this. I think United are in need of an interesting forename. Off the top of my head, I can't think of the last one, other than Vasilios. Though I suppose Dael isn't really that interesting and is just 'Dale.'

Che? There can't be too many footballers named after revolutionaries. There's probably more biscuits named after revolutionaries than footballers.

 

[carthesis]

You say this. I think United are in need of an interesting forename. Off the top of my head, I can't think of the last one, other than Vasilios. Though I suppose Dael isn't really that interesting and is just 'Dale.'

Caolan?

Jamal is a bit more common these days i suppose. We're all used to Chedwyn by now.

 

[snootyfenooty]

How about Petr (Katchuro)? Not many players named after a Blue Peter dog.

 

[BushBlade]

How about Petr (Katchuro)? Not many players named after a Blue Peter dog.

I think the DJ Goldie played in some charity matches.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Is predictivetext a Christian name?

 

[BushBlade]

Is predictivetext a Christian name?

If it's not, it probably will be. It will be Gwyneth Paltrow's next kid.

 

[borbokis]

There's always Enda, thats a weird name

 

[Steve Mackan]

Che? There can't be too many footballers named after revolutionaries. There's probably more biscuits named after revolutionaries than footballers.

Touche...

...I'll get my coat.

 

[DifferentClass]

Samir is fairly unusual, even more so with an Irish last name!

 

[South London Blade]

Che? There can't be too many footballers named after revolutionaries. There's probably more biscuits named after revolutionaries than footballers.

 

[Steve Mackan]

How about Petr (Katchuro)? Not many players named after a Blue Peter dog.

There's always Enda, thats a weird name

Samir is fairly unusual, even more so with an Irish last name!

I did say off the top of my head. Not sure how I forgot Enda!

Funnily enough, Petr is first one that came to mind, but like Dael, isn't it just 'Peter'? (Though I always did say Pet-ah)

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Depends where you sit. Near me on the kop, quite a few Blades players have had interesting names.

Not that I can repeat many on here, mind.

 

[robbiez666]

Haidong

 

[blade too long]

surely Southern is a good name for anyone named Fry
or Pan
calling him Crispin Deep is a step too far

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Cunt. That has been a recent and too common name at the Lane.
We've had Cunt Higgopotomas and Cunt Hammond.

 

[bigbirdblade]

Che? There can't be too many footballers named after revolutionaries. There's probably more biscuits named after revolutionaries than footballers.

The bourbon Guevara?

 

[EddieColquhoun]

...or a Pre-match Preview of Middlesbrough.

Focussing on Steve Gibson's approach to chairmanship and a bit of a 'player-watch' on their youngster Dael Fry. Like most true Blades (as I'm sure is opposite for our delightful neighbours) it is really all about demonising Wednesday.

Hope you enjoy.

I certainly did. Excellent Steve!

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Che? There can't be too many footballers named after revolutionaries. There's probably more biscuits named after revolutionaries than footballers.

Theres Chey Dunkley which is pronounced the same even tho spelt with a 'y'

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Judging by the title, I thought this was a cocaine thread.

 

[BushBlade]

Theres Chey Dunkley which is pronounced the same even tho spelt with a 'y'

Presumably he's named after someone else. Who spell their name with a 'y'.

 

[Steve Mackan]

I certainly did. Excellent Steve!

Cheers pal, appreciated!

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

Dat were reight good dat Steve.

Med me chuckle.

 

[WalkelyFan]

Che? There can't be too many footballers named after revolutionaries. There's probably more biscuits named after revolutionaries than footballers.

You mean like Garibaldi?

 

[Pinchy]

Excellent again. Like it. I may adopt the style of silly puns and daft nicknames for use on here...

 

[Cerberus Blade]

...or a Pre-match Preview of Middlesbrough.

Focussing on Steve Gibson's approach to chairmanship and a bit of a 'player-watch' on their youngster Dael Fry. Like most true Blades (as I'm sure is opposite for our delightful neighbours) it is really all about demonising Wednesday.

Hope you enjoy.

It's quite witty and clever mate, but the cut and paste from other articles, like Wiki, with the reference numbers left in there and the lack of grammar checks, resulting in sentences like this one...

"how the Boro owners trickle-out-can economics works"

which don't make sense, kind of put me off reading it.

Maybe you could just take a bit more care to check it before posting? It will appeal to a lot more people if you do.

 

[Steve Mackan]

Excellent again. Like it. I may adopt the style of silly puns and daft nicknames for use on here...

Cheers pal!

It's quite witty and clever mate, but the cut and paste from other articles, like Wiki, with the reference numbers left in there and the lack of grammar checks, resulting in sentences like this one...

"how the Boro owners trickle-out-can economics works"

which don't make sense, kind of put me off reading it.

Cerberus

Did you actually read it? The footnotes were a joke that I included. There's nothing copied and pasted from Wiki? That is unless you believe Hearsay's 'Pure and Simple' could be an accurate source of information?

But fair cop on that sentence.