How much would you want for your other half?

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

If you were to flog her?

 

[SwissBlade]

Take her

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

I'd prefer a part-ex...

 

[sitwell]

£1.47

 

[Sean Thornton]

Right......

 

[BridBladesman]

2 for the price of 1...

Is it that time of the closed season already

 

[SteveBlade]

'bout tree fiddy.

 

[Pierre's PC]

It's a sliding scale really based on past performance over an 18 month period.

Or something

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Why do you need to know are you lonely ?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

The other half of my beer? Forget it.
The other half of my sandwich? No chance.
My other half as in my younger, good-looking, sexually over-demanding other half?
Let me have your postcode and I'll drop him off for you

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

She's not for sale!

However a few years ago, a rather pushy Bedouin was totally taken with her (I mistakenly thought that white, blonde European women was their preference, but apparently Caribbean women with a cockney accent and a kick like a mule are a must have) and eventually offered me 300 camels for her. I said that 15 packets of fags wasn't that much given the local prices, but he meant yer actual spitting, lumpy creature of burden. I declined and brushed it off, but the other guy with us, said this guy was being totally serious. So the value was set at 300 camels, but if you hump on inflation the current offer on the table is about 350 camels.

 

[8lade]

Don't we do the 'thread police' joke anymore?
FFS this place is going to pot.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Surely "flogging" her would only be culturally appropriate for members aligning with Prince Bog Roll's "half" ?

 

[Billyblade]

Ten Bob and a Blackie's egg

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Ten Bob and a Blackie's egg

“Deep in young?” No good that mate.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

She's not for sale!

However a few years ago, a rather pushy Bedouin was totally taken with her (I mistakenly thought that white, blonde European women was their preference, but apparently Caribbean women with a cockney accent and a kick like a mule are a must have) and eventually offered me 300 camels for her. I said that 15 packets of fags wasn't that much given the local prices, but he meant yer actual spitting, lumpy creature of burden. I declined and brushed it off, but the other guy with us, said this guy was being totally serious. So the value was set at 300 camels, but if you hump on inflation the current offer on the table is about 350 camels.

I was offered a camel in exchange for my wife when on holiday in Morocco.

“It will go for a month without a drink and take you wherever you want to go” he said.

“She will go for about 12 hours maximum without a glass of white wine and will take you to Meadowhall frequently” I said.

He changed his mind.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I flog her most neyts. We’re into that stuff you see

 

[Selly]

She's not for sale!

However a few years ago, a rather pushy Bedouin was totally taken with her (I mistakenly thought that white, blonde European women was their preference, but apparently Caribbean women with a cockney accent and a kick like a mule are a must have) and eventually offered me 300 camels for her. I said that 15 packets of fags wasn't that much given the local prices, but he meant yer actual spitting, lumpy creature of burden. I declined and brushed it off, but the other guy with us, said this guy was being totally serious. So the value was set at 300 camels, but if you hump on inflation the current offer on the table is about 350 camels.

Did you get the hump with him?

 

[Russ]

I was offered a camel in exchange for my wife when on holiday in Morocco.

“It will go for a month without a drink and take you wherever you want to go” he said.

“She will go for about 12 hours maximum without a glass of white wine and will take you to Meadowhall frequently” I said.

He changed his mind.

He offered a camel but did he see the camel toe?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Did you get the hump with him?

He got his just deserts.

 

[Plymouthblade]

Mines as dry as a camel

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Mines as dry as a camel

I'm getting confused ( again )

What's this thread got to do with mining ?



Unless, of course, we're talking about going 'dahn't pit' which has an entirely different connotation in my vocabulary and not one to be discussed in front of the children.