How hard are you for our new signing?

[OléBlade]

How hard are you for our new signing?

 

[DifferentClass]

I love preseason I do!

 

[s4-blade]

#nohomo

 

[Foxy]

Cracking first post after 7 months judging your audience

 

[SwissBlade]

i'm mildly moist

 

[Ivanhoe]

I've got a "Wide On !!".

 

[Tyler Durden]

Nobody ever seems to call it a "stiffy" anymore.

 

[Sestanovich]

I've got a cheeky Semillon.

 

[SteveBlade]

I like you.

 

[SwissBlade]

Nobody ever seems to call it a "stiffy" anymore.

you can take a blue pill for that

 

[Rodley]

How hard are you for our new signing?

You could be the next Roygbiv

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

I spent all afternoon boning the OAP next door.
And she's been dead for a week.
Would that that be mildly moist,or mildly sick?

 

[DifferentClass]

you can take a blue pill for that

Think TD's already taken the "blue pill"

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I spent all afternoon boning the OAP next door.
And she's been dead for a week.
Would that that be mildly moist,or mildly sick?

You could have said earlier, just took her for a kebab. Wondered why she left it.

 

[RammyBlade]

I spent all afternoon boning the OAP next door.
And she's been dead for a week.
Would that that be mildly moist,or mildly sick?

Depends if her legs were already open or not and whether you kissed her !

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I've got a cheeky Semillon.

Hope you're sharing it with a wag called Chardonnay then?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I spent all afternoon boning the OAP next door.
And she's been dead for a week.
Would that that be mildly moist,or mildly sick?

She must be the first woman never to deny you?

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

*Stearman confirmed

 

[stringjunior]

This place gets more and more bizarre by the day.

I love it.

[No, not like that. Well, sometimes like that, but no, not really]

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Depends if her legs were already open or not and whether you kissed her !

Of course I kissed her. Sucked that bean like there was no tomorrow!

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

She must be the first woman never to deny you?

Actually her mother was. A year or two back.

 

[Harry's Game]

If you're hard on for this signing lasts longer than four hours, seek urgent medical attention.

 

[sitwell]

Blue veiner.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Unless our new signing is Mary Elizabeth Winstead...I'm not

But you crack one out OP, crack one out and be proud and loud as you spaff all over that special sock.

 

[Sestanovich]

We'er U hard dis Pal?

 

[TJB.]

The tits on him, though...

 

[DifferentClass]

Unless our new signing is Mary Elizabeth Winstead...I'm not

But you crack one out OP, crack one out and be proud and loud as you spaff all over that special sock.

I only wank in United socks... which is a little awkward considering I don't have the required parts!

 

[Esablade]

Just a semi...thanks Nigel.

 

[DifferentClass]

Just a semi...thanks Nigel.

Nigel's dad turning you on though?

 

[davidblade]

The tits on him, though...

Not quite a " simply Loveley" post and I'm not expecting a "jolly good shot sir" but I think he'll have "plenty in the tank"