WF10BLADE
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fax machine jokes, how many will there be by Friday?
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fax machine jokes, how many will there be by Friday?
Not as many as the number of hilarious wanker posts - usually “X signs “ with a picture of a sign in the OPfax machine jokes, how many will there be by Friday?
4fax machine jokes, how many will there be by Friday?
TL.DNR.
Why did the fax machine cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Although it didn’t care either way as it’s an inanimate object.
How many fax machines does it take to change a light bulb?
They don’t have arms or hands so they can’t do that.
My fax machine has got no nose.
How does it smell?
It can’t.
What’s the difference between a fax machine and an elephants arse?
I don’t know.
Then I would trust you to send a fax.
Sixfax machine jokes, how many will there be by Friday?
The majority will be from you!fax machine jokes, how many will there be by Friday?
Sometimes when the missus is feeling kinky she asks me to seduce her in fax talk. She particularly likes it when I put on an Epson accent, although I suspect she's really fantasising about a Cannon.
Because it saw LS26BLADEWhy did the fax machine cross the road?
To get to Bramall Lane in time to sign Ryan Flynn.Why did the fax machine cross the road?
It may sound crazy, but I worked in an office for so many years that I learned to speak fax. I can phone a fax machine and have a conversation with them, just like I would with a human being, in fact, better than I can with some human beings on here!
It's quite handy being able to speak fax. If the mother in law phones up I just whirr, squeak and buzz and she hangs up!
Sometimes when the missus is feeling kinky she asks me to seduce her in fax talk. She particularly likes it when I put on an Epson accent, although I suspect she's really fantasising about a Cannon.
ah ok.
10 then
Do you even know what rhetorical means?
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Was that also rhetoricalDo you even know what rhetorical means?
(This is a Simpsons riff, I'm not just being obnoxious...)
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