CONFIRMED Harrison Burrows

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Possible scenario is that he has medical Tuesday and puts pen to paper pending outcome of medical which we'll have results of Wednesday, told to bugger off home grab his things , come back Thursday when we'll have sorted a hotel for the short term and he can do the vid etc today .
 

Should we be looking for any freshly dug body sized plots around the training pitch?

Will Dan Walker be on out screens in the coming few weeks with a new episode of 'Vanished - the hunt for Britains missing people' with Burrows being the case in question?

As Dan would explain, 'this is where the case goes cold. After being seen in Sheffield on Monday, sorry Tuesday, scrap that maybe Wednesday, he was then sent for a medical at any number of practices spread around the country. There was even talk of his leg appearing in a different practice doing its own medical, whilst the rest of his body was somewhere else doing its 10th medical'.... so where is Burrows, what day did he start his mammoth medical, is he still at the train station waiting for a call from his agent, and why did his leg decide to do its own thing'?
Stash the remains in the trophy cabinet since there's zero need to look in there anytime soon. Then once we break ground on the new training facility, we can bury him under the foundations.
 
Possible scenario is that he has medical Tuesday and puts pen to paper pending outcome of medical which we'll have results of Wednesday, told to bugger off home grab his things , come back Thursday when we'll have sorted a hotel for the short term and he can do the vid etc today .

Nah. It's much more plausible that he's under a plot of earth around the training ground. Perhaps he asked for too much and CW hit him over the head in a fit of anger with an Adidas trainer. Look for any rose bushes or shrubs doing really well, at Shirecliffe.
 
This deal is taking far too long to complete.
I am beginning to worry that Leeds have snookered us. I will hate it if they have.
 
This deal is taking far too long to complete.
I am beginning to worry that Leeds have snookered us. I will hate it if they have.
Hate when clubs get transfers done without making a bid. Really grinds my gears ;)
 
Medical passed this afternoon at Shirecliffe. My guess is signing video released tomorrow as they like a nice Friday one, unless there's contract issues after the medical has been done, source has nothing to do with that part.

Same source who confirmed Grbic, Curtis and Shacks though 🤞
 
The signing video will be done to the tune of 7 days by Craig David.

Monday
Took him for a medical on Tuesday
We were on a medical by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
another medical on Sunday
I met this physio on Monday
Took him for a medical on Tuesday
We were on a medical by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
another medical on Sunday
 
Do Sheffield United have relatives, as well as friends?

Asking for a friend.
Just across the city, a brother nobody speaks of.

A poor, unfortunate malformed runt. Unspeakably ugly, hidden away when anyone visits. Followed by a weird cult that aspire to have its looks and intellect, its afterbirth resides in Pitsmoor.

Now and again it gets ideas above its station, but is quickly horsewhipped by its far bigger and better brother
 
Medical passed this afternoon at Shirecliffe. My guess is signing video released tomorrow as they like a nice Friday one, unless there's contract issues after the medical has been done, source has nothing to do with that part.

Same source who confirmed Grbic, Curtis and Shacks though 🤞
I've heard that he is booked in for another medical at 11:30 this morning.
See........I told you so. Does this qualify me for a move up the ITK League Table? ;)
 

I bet poor beggars walking up and down Scarborough sea front wondering where everyone has gone
 
The signing video will be done to the tune of 7 days by Craig David.

Monday
Took him for a medical on Tuesday
We were on a medical by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
another medical on Sunday
I met this physio on Monday
Took him for a medical on Tuesday
We were on a medical by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
another medical on Sunday
Bo selecta
 
Things that'll happen before we sign Burrows:

  • Hulk Hogan becomes president
  • The Vatican elects a Jewish Pope
  • Alan stops being a cunt
  • Pigs return to Premier League
  • Pigs win Premier League
  • Rifleman is outed as Chris Wilder
 
Someone who knows Les Dawson's widow once told me that she was adamant his medical brought on his fatal heart attack.

I think it's highly likely the same has happened with Burrows.
 
Announcement video / photos were done on Tuesday. His medical was completed yesterday. Last bits of paperwork were due to be completed this morning. So it should be announced today barring any last minute issues.
 
I'm still wondering how many medicals he's had. Been going on for so long, that I wonder how much NHS funding has been soaked up by this lad, having his reflexes checked 400 times over.
 

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