shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
Ah, another year.
Another catering-sized crate of pissbags used. Another birthday cake lovingly mashed up now you are back off solids because you dropped yet another set of false teeth somewhere and the dog got them. Another year of a fire crew on standby in case the massed ranks of candles on the birthday mash set the house alight. Another year of youngsters taking the piss.


Happy Birthday, you old bugger.
Another catering-sized crate of pissbags used. Another birthday cake lovingly mashed up now you are back off solids because you dropped yet another set of false teeth somewhere and the dog got them. Another year of a fire crew on standby in case the massed ranks of candles on the birthday mash set the house alight. Another year of youngsters taking the piss.



Happy Birthday, you old bugger.