Happy Birthday Sheffield United

[Tyler Durden]

127 years old today.

And you've aged terribly...

 

[Worksop II]

Tired old Tart, the best times are well behind her ....................

 

[MILLERtheBLADE]

I'm looking forward to the anniversary kit to celebrate.

 

[Fulwood Blade]

I'm looking forward to the anniversary kit to celebrate.

........haha...........as long as it's not white shirts again - or even worse white shorts.

Think we have had them 3 times and relegated twice - no doubt the old codgers on here will put me right on that one.

UTB

 

[The Crab]

127 years old today.

And you've aged terribly...

Not helped by having rich "Uncles", or rich" Uncles" who became "Aunties" then "Uncles" again turning her head and letting her down.

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

I think our next kit should be all beige, in honour of our manager and performances.

 

[northsomersetblade]

What to do with the old and useless?

Heruli
The Heruli were a Germanic tribe during the Migration Period (about 400 to 800 CE). Procopius states in his work The Wars, that the Heruli placed the sick and elderly on a tall stack of wood and stabbed them to death before setting the pyre alight.

India
The traditional practice of senicide by the family members is called Thalaikoothal. In this custom, the elderly person is given an extensive oil-bath early in the morning and subsequently made to drink glasses of tender coconut water which results in renal failure, high fever, fits, and death within a day or two.

Inuit
A common belief is that the Inuit would leave their elderly on the ice to die

Japa
Ubasute (姥捨, abandoning an old woman), a custom allegedly performed in Japan in the distant past, whereby an infirm or elderly relative was carried to a mountain, or some other remote, desolate place, and left there to die

 

[I should coco]

What to do with the old and useless?

Give them a contract at BDTBL?

I'll get my coat........

 

[Gordon cowans]

Gettin old but shes aged well,unlike the crock of shitty rust thats castle greyskull at S6

 

[Bladebri]

I think most of the players are ready for a retirement home, but for the club let year 128 be a season of promotion. UTB

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I'm looking forward to the anniversary kit to celebrate.

Yeah, red with white pin stripes maybe?

 

[boo radley]

Some who grew up near the clubs ground think they own it.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Give me the tired old tart over any dolled up Pig EVERYTIME.

 

[blade too long]

Sheffield United

127 years old today

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yesterday

 

[Sean Thornton]

It's only detail

 

[blade too long]

well everyone missed it

 

[Sean Thornton]

well everyone missed it

No they didn't. There was a thread about it. Yesterday. Happy Birthday Sheffield United it said. You still got the date wrong anyway.

 

[Linz]

It is the S24SU Nannan's birthday today though.

It's all her fault.

 

[blade too long]

No they didn't. There was a thread about it. Yesterday. Happy Birthday Sheffield United it said. You still got the date wrong anyway.

only 1 day
bet many husbands have done that

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Sheffield United

127 years old today

Yesterday

well everyone missed it

No they didn't. There was a thread about it. Yesterday. Happy Birthday Sheffield United it said. You still got the date wrong anyway.