Half price pizza if we score twice

[Kev Gee]

According to an email from SUFC.

Wont be paying out then!!!

 

[bladesadviser]

According to an email from SUFC.

Wont be paying out then!!!

I got that email, I wondered if it was one match or until the end of the seson

 

[SwissBlade]

And from a supplier that doesn't have a restaurant in Sheffield

 

[Kenilworth]

 

[Kenilworth]

Both much more useful than our strikers!

 

[shorehamview]

And from a supplier that doesn't have a restaurant in Sheffield

I emailed the club about this. Here's what I sent.

The Papa Johns promotion is about as much use to anyone living in Sheffield as shoes are for fish, given that the nearest stores are in either Chesterfield or Huddersfield. Perhaps offering something for a store based actually in Sheffield might be of use to a few more people, but as the offer is for when we score twice in the same week it wouldn't matter if the nearest Papa Johns pizza establishment was in Mordor or Narnia considering our strike force seem incapable of hitting a bovine's rear with a small five stringed instrument popular with hillbillies.

Anyway, give it a quick think. Perhaps the next promotion could be for something more useful, like cormorant polish or unicorn repellent.

Cheers, and keep the faith. One day one of our strikers might just score!

I am still waiting for a reply.

 

[stringjunior]

excellent work. I always like a well conatructed and witty complaint

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Haha. Well played everybody. I just looked on the website out of curiosity and it lists Sheffield in the "stores coming soon" bit. So probably someone thought the scheme up ages ago, then didn't check to see if the store actually existed yet. Still fairly bloody pointless even when it does open though, seeing as 90% of people will probably be outside its delivery area. Bit of digging around it appears to be going to be on Ecclesall Road. Not that anybody cares. I know i don't.

 

[SwissBlade]

There is a papa johns in Paphos, Cyprus - does the off work there too?

 

[Foxy]

There is a papa johns in Paphos, Cyprus - does the off work there too?

I don't think you need to worry about that

 

[Selly]

I don't think you need to worry about that

One has just opened in Selly Oak. Suffice to say I haven't yet troubled them.

Although one imagines that you should be able to cite any club that has scored 2 goals to get your 50% off, as I imagine its across the FL...

 

[Bladesman]

Haha. Well played everybody. I just looked on the website out of curiosity and it lists Sheffield in the "stores coming soon" bit. So probably someone thought the scheme up ages ago, then didn't check to see if the store actually existed yet. Still fairly bloody pointless even when it does open though, seeing as 90% of people will probably be outside its delivery area. Bit of digging around it appears to be going to be on Ecclesall Road. Not that anybody cares. I know i don't.

Ecclesall Road which has enough independent and franchise pizza places already.

 

[shorehamview]

Ding, dang and fucking doo! We scored twice! Who's off to Huddersfield with me for some cheap pizza? After all, every cloud has a silver lining, and here is our silver - and it's got extra pepperoni with some Parmesan! But not ham and pineapple, that's pizza for fannies.

Thanks, Papa John. I love you, and your long-distance mock-Italian/American pizza offer!

 

[SwissBlade]

There's one in chesterfield and paphos too

 

[2ndtenorblade]

I don't like pizza

 

[Bladesman]

There's one in chesterfield and paphos too

The pizza will have gone cold by the time I have got it back to Sheffield.

 

[shorehamview]

Where's my fucking pizza voucher Papa Cuntychops?

 

[Vancouver]

Papa John is a bit of a right wing twat who made huge political capital when he said he would ensure his staff would all work less than 30 hours a week to ensure they didn't qualify for the Obamacare (sic) affordable healthcare. Amusing this stance has seen his 'restaurant' chain's popularity shift from 32% popularity with average US folk to 4%.

God forbid people should have healthcare eh?

PS - it's shit pizza anyway.

 

[WhiteHawk]

Half price pizza again!

 

[blader]

Where's my fucking pizza voucher Papa Cuntychops?

I don't know why this made me laugh so much, but I read it on my iphone and laughed out loud when on a busy train. Cheers shoreham!

 

[Bladesman]

The one on Eccy Road is now open so if we do actually score twice you we can get a pizza. Knowing us it will be in a 3-2 loss.

 

[shorehamview]

I've gone off it now.

 

[WhiteHawk]

If we pretend we're Gills fans then we get half price pizza....

 

[tonytonycurrie]

Where's my fucking pizza voucher Papa Cuntychops?

Nice One. Nearly hosed my pants when I read this Shoreham

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

..And what about this strange offer to sign up for a mobile phone company that gives 15% back to the club....with tariffs to be released later...I guess depending upon the number of punters that sign up...