Gus Hamer Song

[Berkshire Blade]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay Gus Hamer Ooooh AAaahh

I wanna knoooowww how to say your surname

 

[Jon Bon II]

Come on itsinyerblood, who is Dean Martin? I’m pretty sure that Gus’ surname and the team we’ve bought him from could be adequately shoehorned into classics such as Club Tropicana by Wham.

Gustavo Hamer wasn't free
Fifteen million to bring him in from Coventry
We're playing him with McAtee
But don't worry, we'll score shitloads.

 

[Scarebus]

Whoa Gus Hamer (score a goal)
Whoa Gus Hamer (score a goal)
Repeat ad infinitum


To black Betty by Ram Jam

 

[DifferentClass]

Reminded me of this
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In fairness, if you like Celtic rock they're a reyt listen.

 

[DifferentClass]

Cov fans totally not salty over losing him...

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

What about the Dean Martin song, 'Volare'?

Got a cracking chorus and lends itself to various permutation of GH's name.

Just needs some wordsmith to add the words to the verse, but the chorus cries out for either 'Gustavo' or 'Gus Hamer oh oh oh oh'

Hey I likes that Volareeeee Idea. -


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Gussssssss
Hamer ,oh oh
Do your magic Oh Oh. OH OH
Stick the ball in the Onion bag
then we can nip to the bog for a fag

Gusssssss
Hamer, Hey Hey
We love you and the way that you play
so stick that ball in the net
or were taking your dog to the Vets