Greasy chip butties

[DifferentClass]

And Jazz hands aren’t?

Well, it appears I need to check my internalised antiblackness and unlearn jazz hands in the name of intersectional white allyship.

 

[bigbirdblade]

Yes. Cured my consumption!
Who needs antibiotics.

Cured my constipation.

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Chip butties not freely available in China, and look at all the nasty colds that come from there..

Just saying.

 

[Auld Reekie Blade]

More to the point, why don't we sell greasy chip butties at the lane? Them cardboard fries are shite.

Had one last week in John St when I was down. Skin on chips mind. However, they were proper size none of that French shite. Oh and lashings of Hendos.

 

[benn5712]

Oh yes, when we go on holiday each summer to a Greek island, I have one for my lunch every day, along with an ice cold Mythos

It can some times get a bit tricky trying to translate a greasy chip butty to some one who doesn't speak much English

Bit of a tangent here, but bear with.
Boat load of us tourists stopped at idyllic Greek island. Everybody's house turned into a cafe. This bloke asked for omelette and chips, " Yes Yes, chip omelette". Sez the host.
" Omelette and chips " he corrected.
" Yes yes chip omelette".
A Greek short while later, appears a chip omelette.
Scrambled eggs wi' chips sticking out!
Looked oreyt though.

 

[Rodley]

Anyone putting Hendo’s on chips needs certifying.

The only accompaniment to a Chip Butty is lashings of salt & vinegar and.....wait for it.....loads of mushy peas in there.

 

[Carlton Blade]

The jazz hands did me.

Point off for no mention of jack fruit though. ffs

Who's he?

 

[XM657]

I'm with you mate, it's 2020 after all, got to think of our health. Don't bother with the greasy chip butty, but I'm now up to 2 packets of Woodbines

Genuine question, are there still Woodbine Cigarettes on sale?

 

[Varkanoid]

Bit of a tangent here, but bear with.
Boat load of us tourists stopped at idyllic Greek island. Everybody's house turned into a cafe. This bloke asked for omelette and chips, " Yes Yes, chip omelette". Sez the host.
" Omelette and chips " he corrected.
" Yes yes chip omelette".
A Greek short while later, appears a chip omelette.
Scrambled eggs wi' chips sticking out!
Looked oreyt though.

thats up there with the latest Italian craze for last few years of having chips on their pizza. So half cooked pizza, put half cooked chips on top then bake to finish. Sorry but thats taking it too far. Although remember when we were over there visiting relatives in Sicily they were doing the pizza chips thing so I took the chips off the pizza, put them between a baguette got tomato sauce put that on and everyone looked as though it was something amazing then they tried it and though it was great ! Need to sell proper chip butties at the lane.

 

[XM657]

I treat myself to a monthly chip butty at lunch, from the chippy in the Moor Market. Sit down at a table and listen in to all the OAPs conversations about buses and how things were better during WWII. Can't beat it.

Would that be at Sallie's, if so should be good.

 

[benn5712]

thats up there with the latest Italian craze for last few years of having chips on their pizza. So half cooked pizza, put half cooked chips on top then bake to finish. Sorry but thats taking it too far. Although remember when we were over there visiting relatives in Sicily they were doing the pizza chips thing so I took the chips off the pizza, put them between a baguette got tomato sauce put that on and everyone looked as though it was something amazing then they tried it and though it was great ! Need to sell proper chip butties at the lane.

Watch and learn forrins, watch and learn.

 

[blade too long]

Never tried Magnet.

Had its attractions

 

[Yoonited]

In these health-conscious days, does anyone actually eat greasy chip butties any more?

Just a thought.

Absolutely mate. Cooked in Beef dripping

 

[Yoonited]

YOU FILL UP MY SENSES
LIKE A GALLON OF OAT MILK
LIKE A PACKET OF QUINOA
LIKE A GOOD PINCH OF SEEDS
LIKE A NIGHT IN WITH YOGA
LIKE A GLUTEN FREE BUTTY
LIKE HEALTHY UNITED
TRY VEGAN AGAIN
NA NA NA NA NAAA jazz hands

That's quality mate

 

[blade too long]

best chip butties I ever had was in Cefn Mawr near Llangollen JUST OUTSIDE WREXHAM

THEY TOOK A BLOOMER CUT THE TOP OFF RIPPED OUT SOME OF THE BREAD INSIDE THEN FILLED IT WITH CHIPS , COULD HAVE SOME CURRY ON IT AS WELL , WAS MARVELLOUS

 

[XM657]

Probably, I left about 20 years ago. Full of moaners.

Kettle calling pot?

 

[Houston_Blade]

Sweet potato chips on rye bread with organic butter.

 

[Yoonited]

best chip butties I ever had was in Cefn Mawr near Llangollen JUST OUTSIDE WREXHAM

THEY TOOK A BLOOMER CUT THE TOP OFF RIPPED OUT SOME OF THE BREAD INSIDE THEN FILLED IT WITH CHIPS , COULD HAVE SOME CURRY ON IT AS WELL , WAS MARVELLOUS

We used to do that in my schooldays int 70's. Chippy on Eastern Ave. Wi lashins o salt n vinegar. Double reight

 

[TAMUS]

I treat myself to a monthly chip butty at lunch, from the chippy in the Moor Market. Sit down at a table and listen in to all the OAPs conversations about buses and how things were better during WWII. Can't beat it.

You also get the oportunity to eye up the skirt discretely of course

 

[benn5712]

best chip butties I ever had was in Cefn Mawr near Llangollen JUST OUTSIDE WREXHAM

THEY TOOK A BLOOMER CUT THE TOP OFF RIPPED OUT SOME OF THE BREAD INSIDE THEN FILLED IT WITH CHIPS , COULD HAVE SOME CURRY ON IT AS WELL , WAS MARVELLOUS

Did similar at chippy on Fife street, school days early 70's. Go into bread shop across the road and two of yers (I didn't) would have a loaf cut in half. Rag the bread out then fill it with chips 'n' cake, s&v and send it darn t' red lane.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Better a greasy chip butty than summat loaded with sugar

Spot on!

Sugar is worse for you than fat. At least that’s what the experts are saying now. And many of these “low fat” things are higher in sugar. I saw the other day they were saying don’t buy low fat stuff.

I was going to say I wish they’d make their minds up, but I never followed their advice anyway.

As for greasy chip butties...there are few greater pleasures in life than eating home cooked chips, made from potatoes, (my favourite being Red King Edwards because they make crispy chips), on a good quality bread cake with real butter on it. With a sprinkling of salt and Aspall’s Golden malt vinegar on it.

When the butter melts and trickles down my chin, staining my waistcoat, I’m in heaven.

Unfortunately there isn’t a chip shop I know of that does this combination. And I can understand them not being aware of the superiority of Red King Edward potatoes or Aspall’s malt vinegar. But they should know that “spread” is NOT butter. And that includes branded spreads, like “Lurpak spreadable”. It is NOT butter!

That’s why I don’t bother with chip shop butties.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Further to my comment on another thread that I can't get Fish and Chips in Germany, I will further reveal that they don't put vinegar on their chips. In fact, if you suggest it, they turn their noses up and look at you as if you're some sort of mangy poodle that eats its own shit.

What am I doing here???

Eating your own shit?

 

[metalblade]

Did similar at chippy on Fife street, school days early 70's. Go into bread shop across the road and two of yers (I didn't) would have a loaf cut in half. Rag the bread out then fill it with chips 'n' cake, s&v and send it darn t' red lane.

Dinner time from Hinde House keeping a look out for the teacher patrols?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Is there plenty to moan about there?

Keeps me going.

 

[broomhillblade]

I treat myself to a monthly chip butty at lunch, from the chippy in the Moor Market. Sit down at a table and listen in to all the OAPs conversations about buses and how things were better during WWII. Can't beat it.

What, no mention of the old trams?
And don't get me started on the blitz....

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Oh yes, when we go on holiday each summer to a Greek island, I have one for my lunch every day, along with an ice cold Mythos

It can some times get a bit tricky trying to translate a greasy chip butty to some one who doesn't speak much English

Dirty Bastards.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Further to my comment on another thread that I can't get Fish and Chips in Germany, I will further reveal that they don't put vinegar on their chips. In fact, if you suggest it, they turn their noses up and look at you as if you're some sort of mangy poodle that eats its own shit.

What am I doing here???

Yet they think rotten cabbage is some kind of delicacy.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Yet they think rotten cabbage is some kind of delicacy.

What I can't bring myself to eat is Mett, which is basically raw minced pork.

 

[Oreyt]

I had a cold one at Pontefract FC, which incidentally is the worst ground I've ever been to. Post apocalyptic.

 

[benn5712]

Dinner time from Hinde House keeping a look out for the teacher patrols?

Faked my own pass.