highpeakblade
Shoreham Street - Til Death Us Do Part
It dawned on me this evening when a mate spoke about his lucky new pair of trainers that he got from the wife at christmas which he claims are the sole reason for united's turn recent turn around in fate.
At this point I had to think of any counter argument that I might have in order to claim a bit of the credit for myself when it dawned on me. Now I can't be responsible in any way for the Fulham replay win I am afraid however what with the mother in law visiting relatives over in oz for the month we took in her beloved cockerspaniel the day before the Shrewbury game!
Wait for it.....
Now being the house proud person I am, in no way, shape or form do I want to return from work or the shop or indeed the match to be greeted by a massive steaming "south barnsley" on my pride and joy kitchen parquet flooring therefore I have taken it upon myself to walk the dog twice a day in order to prevent this. I have done this prior to all of our winning fixtures in recent weeks therefore surely it has something to do with the dog and it's bowel movements? Ok I don't have full rights as I didn't undertake this ritual pre fulham however that could have just been a good win and the rest is down to sheer excrement?
Therefore....
Pre sunday I plan a brisk march down into by the river with my new best buddy, our very own special little cock in order to allow him to unload his luggage. I will set off in good time as per usual to ensure that this happens before departing to the lane in order to watch us book our ticket at Wembley.
Only problem I have is that should this indeed prove to be the great influence behind our upturn, I do have to give the dog back on tuesday!?!?
At this point I had to think of any counter argument that I might have in order to claim a bit of the credit for myself when it dawned on me. Now I can't be responsible in any way for the Fulham replay win I am afraid however what with the mother in law visiting relatives over in oz for the month we took in her beloved cockerspaniel the day before the Shrewbury game!
Wait for it.....
Now being the house proud person I am, in no way, shape or form do I want to return from work or the shop or indeed the match to be greeted by a massive steaming "south barnsley" on my pride and joy kitchen parquet flooring therefore I have taken it upon myself to walk the dog twice a day in order to prevent this. I have done this prior to all of our winning fixtures in recent weeks therefore surely it has something to do with the dog and it's bowel movements? Ok I don't have full rights as I didn't undertake this ritual pre fulham however that could have just been a good win and the rest is down to sheer excrement?
Therefore....
Pre sunday I plan a brisk march down into by the river with my new best buddy, our very own special little cock in order to allow him to unload his luggage. I will set off in good time as per usual to ensure that this happens before departing to the lane in order to watch us book our ticket at Wembley.
Only problem I have is that should this indeed prove to be the great influence behind our upturn, I do have to give the dog back on tuesday!?!?
