Goaly?

[Lane Ender]

He's working desperately hard to earn the nickname "calamity Turner" ! My heart misses a beat every single time there is a cross into our box, or a shot is on target.
UTB & FTP

He really is shocking.
Howard ain't that bad but there's better out there and wouldn't cost a fortune

 

[Bladebri]

If it was uneven sides them with the least had goalie wag

We used to use jumpers as goal posts after a white one would be missing because someone had gone home for Sunday dinner

 

[Lane Ender]

We used to use jumpers as goal posts after a white one would be missing because someone had gone home for Sunday dinner

Bet it was always the fat lad

 

[Bladebri]

Bet it was always the fat lad

Yes the one that never got anywhere near the ball but could move when his dinner was ready

 

[Lane Ender]

Yes the one that never got anywhere near the ball but could move when his dinner was ready

Always last pick an all
Always called for him cus his mam gen di a biscuit or nice bit or cake and a glass of pop

 

[Bladebri]

Always last pick an all
Always called for him cus his mam gen di a biscuit or nice bit or cake and a glass of pop

So true, happy days

 

[Bladebri]

So true, happy days

I remember the kick of at least 6 waiting for the the ball the longest pass would've been about a foot, taking a corner you had at least 30 in the goal area, was like something out of 300