Gary Madine: Interesting fact?

[Robby Blade]

James Beattie's ride (this photo was taken in the BL car park):

Before he got the alloys fitted.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Before he got the alloys fitted.

After

 

[Bladesman]

Well I had a canary that colour, so ner ner ner Mr Smartypants.


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I made the mistake of not buying the ACME one. It was a cheap Chinese copy sold by one of the receptionists in the Business centre. McCabe had given it a 3 year deal (against Wilder's wishes) and they had to sell Duffy in last year's JTW to pay for it.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

If you put your ear to his, you can hear the sea.

 

[Eskimo]

Once again Thornton prove he speak with forked tongue

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Technically aren’t these Morris Itals?

 

[sheffielder]

Stop being angry all the time.

Time of the month

 

[Sabella's Socks]

Gary Madine can't look up.

Gary Madine's farts done echo.

 

[grafikhaus]

Gary Madine: Interesting fact

Go on then I’m waiting...

Ex-Sunderland player Adam Johnson was imprisoned for six years on 2nd March 2016 for 'grooming and sexual activity with a child' (15. Going on 30). Shortly after, Johnson's shy and retiring ex. (Stacey Flounders)



decided she'd had enough of jailbird footballers and started dating Gary Madine.

 

[finlaytheblade]

Ian Rush
Dean Saunders
Don Hutchinson

There's quite a few, most being towards the twilight of their careers

Don Hutchinson wasn't at the end of his career

 

[backfour]

Vauxhall Vivas where never produced in yellow

My mates dad had a yellow one

 

[ekke287]

Gary Madine's father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Gary Madine's childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, he suggests you try it.

 

[The Crab]

This is a proper colour on a proper car:

What about this little beauty. It's like a Rolls Royce had unprotected chav sex on a night out and this is the result.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Gary Madine's father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Gary Madine's childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, he suggests you try it.

Damn right,brother. Pubic topiary is one of life's simple pleasures.

It's a shame there's not more of the same mindset. I was once manhandled out of one of those 'wet shave barbers' in town when I whipped 'em out and plonked them into the receptionists hands and asked for a 'high bald fade with comb over pompadour'.

 

[zablade]

Gary Madine was the leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945. He was leader of the Nazi party and became a powerful dictator. Madine started World War II by invading Poland and then invading many other European countries.


Where did Madine grow up?

Gary was born on April 20, 1899 in a city named Braunau am Inn in the country of Austria. His family moved around some, living a short while in Germany and then back to Austria. Madine did not have a happy childhood. Both his parents died fairly young and many of his brothers and sisters died as well.

Gary did not do well in school. He was expelled from a couple of schools before he moved to Vienna, Austria to pursue his dream of becoming an artist. While living in Vienna, Madine found that he did not have much artistic talent and he soon became very poor. He would later move to Munich, Germany in hopes of becoming an architect.

Soldier in World War I

When World War I began, Madine joined the German army. Gary was awarded twice with the Iron Cross for bravery. It was during World War I that Madine became a strong German patriot and also came to love war.

Rise in Power

After the war, Madine entered politics. Many Germans were upset that they had lost the war. They were also not happy with the Treaty of Versailles, which not only blamed the war on Germany, but took land from Germany. At the same time, Germany was in an economic depression. Many people were poor. Between the depression and the Treaty of Versailles, the time was ripe for Madine to rise to power.


To be continued...

 

[I should coco]

Technically aren’t these Morris Itals?

No.

The Marina had a circular headlight and looked like a crap car.

The 'Ital' was a facelifted model as BL couldn't afford to develop a new car. The 'gorgeous Italian inspired styling' amounted to a higher boot and a gormless squared headlight so that it looked like a made over crap car.

Like this:

 

[Rusty view]

Don Hutchinson wasn't at the end of his career

I stand corrected (having now checked the facts, which I should have done 1st). Didn't realise he played for so many more clubs than after us.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Oh my love, Madine
I'm helpless for your smile
Like a Polish wander
I travel ever onwards to your land
And were it not just for the jewels, I'd close your hand
Your strange demand
To collocate my mind
Scares me into gloom
You're too intense
I'll have to keep you in your place
I've no defense
I've got to keep my veil on my face
Madine, Madine, you'd like to know me well
But I've got things inside my head
That even I can't face
Madine, Madine, you'd like to crash my walls
But if you take an axe to me
You'll kill another man
Not me at all
You're fey, Madine
A tripper to the last
But if I catch you standing on my toes
I'll have a right to shout you down
For you're a lazy stream
In which my thoughts would drown
So stay, Madine
And we can glide along
I've caught your wings for laughs
I'm not obliged to read you statements of the year
So take your glasses off
And don't act so sincere

 

[Revolution]

Gary Madine couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

 

[zablade]

Gary Madine is a Dark wizard bent on securing unmatched power and achieving immortality through the practice of the Dark Arts. The name "Madine", roughly translated, means "Bell end " in Latin, French and Catalan, or "le coq du head" in French.

Madine is so feared in the Wizarding world that his name is considered to be ineffable. Most characters in the novels refer to him as "You-Know-Who" or "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" rather than saying his name aloud; although the protagonist, Harry Potter, who was not conditioned to fear his name, speaks the name freely except when attempting to be sensitive to others' fears. Some other young characters, like Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley, after some hesitancy, begin to follow Harry's lead; Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Albus Dumbledore never hesitate to speak his name. Again others, such as Rubeus Hagrid and Minerva McGonagall have at least once spoken the name, when urged to by others. His followers, the Death Eaters, do not use his name but instead refer to him as the "Dark Lord", and address him as "My Lord" or "Master". Most in the Wizarding world flinch or protest when they hear his name spoken openly. The Death Eaters also take offense when others refer to their master in his ineffable name.

Within the series, Madine is considered one of the most powerful wizards alive. It has been said that the only wizard he ever feared was Albus Dumbledore, former Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, though Madine has repeatedly denied it.


To be continued...

 

[BushBlade]

It was the best of times and the worst of times. So we argued which it was until posters started calling each other c...s and got banned.

 

[I should coco]

It was the best of times and the worst of times.

and more appropriately for this board:

it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.....

Getting it back to Madine, I note he's played for Coventry City and Cardiff City.

I demand I be sent to Pseud's Corner forthwith

 

[Davalon]

James Beattie's ride (this photo was taken in the BL car park):

Look at those wheels, the flash overpaid bastard

 

[Billyblade]

Gary Madine's father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Gary Madine's childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, he suggests you try it.

Possibly the finest post I've ever read on S2.
Well done Sir, or is it Vic Reeves?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

The name Madine is an anglicised version of the gaelic word for hound. This is not without coincidence because certain breeds of hound, Afghan, Saluki are known for their long necks and long powerful legs. These hounds bore easily and shouldn't be left alone for long periods as they can quickly get into mischief.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Gary Madine can't be harmed by conventional weapons. He's only susceptible to holy water, silver bullets or

Possibly the finest post I've ever read on S2.
Well done Sir, or is it Vic Reeves?

Douglas 'Dougie' Powers, I believe.

 

[Billyblade]

Gary Madine can't be harmed by conventional weapons. He's only susceptible to holy water, silver bullets or


Douglas 'Dougie' Powers, I believe.

As a fan of the films I can't believe I didn't see that.
I feel cheated.
I can't rescind my praising post
It's like Gary Madine came up with this forum format

 

[Sean Thornton]

No.

The Marina had a circular headlight and looked like a crap car.

The 'Ital' was a facelifted model as BL couldn't afford to develop a new car. The 'gorgeous Italian inspired styling' amounted to a higher boot and a gormless squared headlight so that it looked like a made over crap car.

Like this: View attachment 48576

That's it bro. Let all that anger out.....

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Gary Madine's father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Gary Madine's childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, he suggests you try it.

Historic .

 

[benn5712]

No.

The Marina had a circular headlight and looked like a crap car.

The 'Ital' was a facelifted model as BL couldn't afford to develop a new car. The 'gorgeous Italian inspired styling' amounted to a higher boot and a gormless squared headlight so that it looked like a made over crap car.

Like this: View attachment 48576

I had the one with the MGB engine. The " TC "
I defy anybody to say TC was crap.

 

[The Crab]

No.

The Marina had a circular headlight and looked like a crap car.

The 'Ital' was a facelifted model as BL couldn't afford to develop a new car. The 'gorgeous Italian inspired styling' amounted to a higher boot and a gormless squared headlight so that it looked like a made over crap car.

Like this: View attachment 48576

I once heard that Pininfarina or someone was involved in the "makeover".

It's a stroke of genius if you think about it. They took a monumentally poor car (my first car was one so I feel qualified to give that opinion) and made it worse in every possible way. That really takes some doing.