Gainsborough blades

[T-Blade]

Bit of a long shot here but are there any blades fans in the Gainsborough area who need transport to wembley got a mini bus that needs filing. 6 seats available let me know if interested

 

[Bert]

The Chief Executive Officer of the Lincoln Blades (His Bertship) purchased the train tickets for Wembley (£55.20 each) yesterday......if only you had said earlier.....

 

[Northyorksblade]

First class obviously

 

[Trigger Blade]

First class obviously

Yes, but only because there's nothing posher available, the Royal train being otherwise engaged that day. That would always be Bert's preferred option, as it still has a smoking carriage.

 

[Northyorksblade]

He smokes? Noooooo, gone down in my estimation.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

He smokes? Noooooo, gone down in my estimation.

Of course Bert smokes, a pipe obviously. Rumour has it that Bert has a preference for rough shag.

 

[Northyorksblade]

I'd heard that

 

[Bert]

Bert hasn't smoked since 1987, however he still wears his smoking jacket when reclining in his Drawing Room.

Bert and his men will be holding court in Covent Garden and the Globe on Baker Street on Semi-Final day and if United win there will be an almighty booze up at Kings Cross station whilst waiting for the last train home........if they ever get home.

 

[Eskimo]

Might well see you in the Globe Bert. What wine would you recommend with turkey?

 

[Northyorksblade]

Great, they're serving Christmas dinner in the Globe! Add four to the dining list.

 

[Trigger Blade]

I discovered earlier this week that Bert has moved in to the food retailing business, but with typical modesty hasn't boasted about it. Despite the French aspirations, this particular outlet is in fact in Jeddah. A quick look confirmed that Chateau Musar is not on the carte des vins, in fact there is no carte, or indeed vin, anywhere within 500 miles