FYI car nicked during match last night

[BushBlade]

Jonny2sheds heard anything? Did they find it?

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

That's shit.

When anyone local has their car nicked, the advice from Facebook is to have a drive around both Gleadless and Woodhouse.

I'm assuming there are known scrotes that live on particular roads, as quite a few cars end up getting found

Eh nowt up wi woodhouse was brought up there

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Eh nowt up wi woodhouse was brought up there

Linz's claims clearly shot down in flames there.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Linz's claims clearly shot down in flames there.

If you know the right people it's quiet

 

[Bladepicker]

True story

Mate broke his ankle playing Sunday league, knew work wouldn’t pay him whilst he was off so said he did it on a broken paving slab near his gaff on Mansfield Rd - reported it to council for cover story

48 hours later got home after a sesh to his mrs saying he’d got a letter from council saying they would be out 1st thing to inspect said slab

He picks up a lump hammer and ventures out to crack a slab

Next minute one of SYP’s finest stood over him asking why he’s on his knees smashing up the pavement

Week later he’s up for criminal damage, got a bill off the council and been sacked from work

Just remember kids, only crime is getting caught

The moral is, if you’re not an experienced criminal, don’t do crime, because you’ll be shit at it.
My ex brother in law tried to fake a car theft. He drove it to some woods and set fire to it. I think he pulled out some wires before he torched it to make it look like it had been hot wired and smashed a window.
But he forgot to break the steering lock. Coppers didn’t prosecute. They just told him they knew what was going on and if he claimed for theft on his insurance, they’d nick him for fraud. So, effectively, he’d gone into the woods with a load of money and set fire to it. Prick.

Mate of mine's little brother who hadn't yet passed his test took my mates Escort Cosworth out for a drive and crashed it I to some railings many years ago.

Legged it and they told the coppers someone had broke into their house and taken the keys.

About 2 months later the coppers got in touch to say some scroat they'd nicked had done it!! I have no idea what the upshot was but I always thought if some little rat was so bad he couldn't remember what he had and hadn't nicked then fair play. They'll have been plenty he got away with.

Edit: My mate found out it was his little cunt of a brother after this and nearly killed him.

 

[Lettuce]

Mate of mine's little brother who hadn't yet passed his test took my mates Escort Cosworth out for a drive and crashed it I to some railings many years ago.

Legged it and they told the coppers someone had broke into their house and taken the keys.

About 2 months later the coppers got in touch to say some scroat they'd nicked had done it!! I have no idea what the upshot was but I always thought if some little rat was so bad he couldn't remember what he had and hadn't nicked then fair play. They'll have been plenty he got away with.

Edit: My mate found out it was his little cunt of a brother after this and nearly killed him.

 

[Lettuce]

Had my drivers door window bricked during the QPR match B******s!!!

 

[mattbianco1]

Had my drivers door window bricked during the QPR match B******s!!!

Where was it parked ?

 

[Lettuce]

Alderson Street, just off London Road.

 

[BigBed]

Used to work the doors in my 20's, had many vehicles vandalised, I used to buy the cheapest car with a decent mot I could find, just to use for work for a year n then scrap it.
But one night I was finishing early with one of the other lads, we walked to the cars just in time to catch a thieving little twat breaking into his Nova.
Brian broke his jaw and then slammed the door on his hand!!!
Always wondered if his career changed after that!?

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

If you know the right people it's quiet

It will have gone down hill after you left of course!

 

[Cassius Kray]

Alderson Street, just off London Road.

It was probably one of those ruffians who drink at the Golden Lion...

 

[Jonny2sheds]

No. They haven’t found it yet. 2 calls from SYP but it hasn’t been seen. They did say that Abbeydale Road isn’t a particular Matchday hotspot for theft, so I suppose I was unlucky. A lot of us park there and will continue to do so. Main road a bit more secure than side roads obviously - lack of CCTV on the sideroads will make me think twice now.

 

[Diamondlife]

Used to work the doors in my 20's, had many vehicles vandalised, I used to buy the cheapest car with a decent mot I could find, just to use for work for a year n then scrap it.

It just made me think of Roadhouse for some reason



But one night I was finishing early with one of the other lads, we walked to the cars just in time to catch a thieving little twat breaking into his Nova.

 

[BigBed]

It just made me think of Roadhouse for some reason



But one night I was finishing early with one of the other lads, we walked to the cars just in time to catch a thieving little twat breaking into his Nova.

Brilliant film!

 

[Yogi]

Our lass has had hers nicked overnight seems to be a spate of thefts at the minute

 

[Big Hitter]

A pal of mine actually caught a little scrote braking into his car one night. He locked him in the Garage and rang the Police to say he'd got him. SYP's finest said they were too busy to come out at moment. He said ..." thats Ok - I'm going to kick the shit out of him.." They turned up 10 minutes later.!