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Bearlie said:
I listen ,however the monotony of some callers is really irritating
Its like
its like
its like
Not many benny
Not many benny
Ahh fink
Ahh fink
Hello Blackpool blade ere well former Blackpool blade Eckington blade nar tha noose ...
Ahh we know tha mentions it every time tha rings up
Bev thinks we will stay up and lives in cloud cuckoo land ...along with her neighbour Jonathan the positive(posh annoying twat)blade
Oh and Brian the blade still thinks he could do a job in ter hotseat at lane
Thats it no need to listen now
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To be fair David Bolton blade is usually worth listening to, Paul the Miller tho😢😢
 

bakeblade said:
Does anyone still listen to this drivel? I must admit I still tune in the night after united games, but skip the usual bores and listen to a few united callers. First up last night was Bev, who thought we'd just played West Brom and Keith Richards was co-commentating. She then said we'd still say up and was followed by Jonathan who also thought we'd stay up! Hilarious stuff, are these 2 serious or are they just on the wind up.
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Anyone who thinks we're staying up now is no longer counting on the 'great escape' but more like the 2nd resurrection of Christ!
 
Digs blade said:
Didn’t go but remember the day clearly.

Was at my then girlfriend parents house. The girlfriend was of pig persuasion and had gone to their game, her parents were out so there was just me and her younger sister in the house.

The sister was on the settee in a short skirt seemingly asleep but making sure she was flashing her knickers at me.

To this day I don’t know why I didn’t have a bit of fun but was too worked up watching the scores come in.

Cheers United, kind of sums up my life with football and women in one afternoon
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At least United scored that day !
 
I'm actually pitsmoor owl. I've hid it well I'd sa, but I think it's time to come out now..
No worra meen.
 
What was he called...the WUM pretending to be from Barnsley who talked about 'ar Kes'

I remember driving back from Huddersfield one day and he was talking about winning a trophy for his ferret whilst pronouncing it like furry.

"Wi wor drinking from t' furry Cup that neet ah can tell thee"

😆😆😅

Presenter either didn't twig or didn't want to react to it.
 
What a day that was at Chelsea. Hated that stand. From staying up to relegation in seconds. Talking to some Chelsea fans at the tube station who couldn't believe Everton had survived. I have never sung at a football match since that day.
Football Heaven isn't always a great listen, but it is like a comedian you have seen so many times that you know the punchlines are coming.
 
Roygbiv said:
I listened to the Everton v Wimbledon game on 5 live that day with my dad. Clearly remember the commentator saying "Sheffield United are now safe" after we went 2-1 up. I was only really young but it stuck with me.
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From my memories of being at the game and sat on my own in the Chelsea end, it really looked that way. Chelsea had the cup final the next week and so were going through the motions a bit. When we scored to make it 2-1 straight after they'd equalised it seemed done. And then United happened, and when Stein scored I didn't need to know the other scores...

Which brings me to a question. When was the last time we had a chance of going down on the last day and actually survived?

In my lifetime we've had Walsall, Chelsea and Wigan and all buggered up royally.
 
Farnboroughblade said:
Speaking of that Chelsea game, I was at that match and remember at around 4:20pm with the scores at other games we seemed to be as safe as houses with no danger of relegation. I was invited to attend by a company so I joined the prawn sandwich brigade for the afternoon.
After the game when our fate was sealed I finished up in the hospitality suite sat on a round table with me on one side and Derek Dooley opposite, just the two of us. Neither said a word to each other as we were both in total shock at what we had just witnessed.
To this day I wish I had offered my commiserations, or just said something, but I have never seen a man look so totally digected and low.
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Then you weren’t in the car with me on the way back. Got home had a large whiskey and watched MOTD. Was further incensed watching the fixed Everton v Wimbledon match. Told the cat to fuck off and went to bed.
 
Davalon said:
What was he called...the WUM pretending to be from Barnsley who talked about 'ar Kes'

I remember driving back from Huddersfield one day and he was talking about winning a trophy for his ferret whilst pronouncing it like furry.

"Wi wor drinking from t' furry Cup that neet ah can tell thee"

😆😆😅

Presenter either didn't twig or didn't want to react to it.
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Judd.
 
BladeTillIDie said:
Is that donny fan still coming on everyday, creaming over how wonderful his donny rovers are? Think he's called Derek not sure, but he's a boring bellend and they've now lost 5 in a row 😅😅🤣😂😂
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It’s on now,so we’ll see if the Rovers Rollercoaster is still rolling 😉
 
BladeTillIDie said:
Is that donny fan still coming on everyday, creaming over how wonderful his donny rovers are? Think he's called Derek not sure, but he's a boring bellend and they've now lost 5 in a row 😅😅🤣😂😂
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What? Arsenal of the North have lost 5 in a row.
 

Coily said:
Which brings me to a question. When was the last time we had a chance of going down on the last day and actually survived?

In my lifetime we've had Walsall, Chelsea and Wigan and all buggered up royally.
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Can’t think of one in my 35 years of watching United. Maybe this season’s the one!
 
dont listen but could be interesting on there tomorrow with pig fans if you think its bad on s2 board just now take a peek on pigtalk its hilarious their more depressed than us 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
I’ve recently been enjoying Stephen the Dingle whose speciality seems to be claiming to know everything about everything, regardless of subject.

On Barnsley football, he has 20/20 hindsight and usually reinforces his own opinion from previous calls, by saying that he forecast many things which have happened.

Recently, he broadened his horizons and mentioned Covid in a football context, followed quickly by “and I know about Covid”, but then changed the subject. He didn’t share his Covid knowledge, I wanted him to share his wisdom.

He’s really irritating.
 
Trigger Blade said:
I’ve recently been enjoying Stephen the Dingle whose speciality seems to be claiming to know everything about everything, regardless of subject.

On Barnsley football, he has 20/20 hindsight and usually reinforces his own opinion from previous calls, by saying that he forecast many things which have happened.

Recently, he broadened his horizons and mentioned Covid in a football context, followed quickly by “and I know about Covid”, but then changed the subject. He didn’t share his Covid knowledge, I wanted him to share his wisdom.

He’s really irritating.
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Ah tell thi narr. Nor worra mee'an?
 
Trigger Blade said:
I’ve recently been enjoying Stephen the Dingle whose speciality seems to be claiming to know everything about everything, regardless of subject.

On Barnsley football, he has 20/20 hindsight and usually reinforces his own opinion from previous calls, by saying that he forecast many things which have happened.

Recently, he broadened his horizons and mentioned Covid in a football context, followed quickly by “and I know about Covid”, but then changed the subject. He didn’t share his Covid knowledge, I wanted him to share his wisdom.

He’s really irritating.
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He is a full weight cock. Knows everything about everything. He’s told everyone before it happens what’s going to happen. I used to turn him off but can’t resist listening to his valuable knowledge. WTF is this Barnsley Oik going to say if they don’t succeed through the playoffs? I told thee?
 

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