Fleck Song

[corner_flag]

We are going to need a Fleck song.

Any suggestions?

 

[JackSUFC]

We are going to need a Fleck song.

Any suggestions?

Not a fan of the one he’s had since League One?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

He’s already had the perfectly good Scottish Hero song for several seasons.

 

[ZLB]

We are going to need a Fleck song.

Any suggestions?

it was sung today. Were you there?

 

[corner_flag]

Yes but didn't recognise Fleck's song

 

[mattbianco1]

We are going to need a Fleck song.

Any suggestions?

What about this, bear with me though I'm not great at writing stuff..

Johnny Fleck he is our friend he is our our Scottish hero, on a free from coventry, he cost us fucking zero...

Needs some work. Probably never catch on

 

[LoughboroBlade]

What about this, bear with me though I'm not great at writing stuff..

Johnny Fleck he is our friend he is our our Scottish hero, on a free from coventry, he cost us fucking zero...

Needs some work. Probably never catch on

Think it would need a second verse if it’s to be used. Maybe referencing his height and general hardness. Sadly I can’t think of anything creative here...

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

5 foot 6 and.hard as fuck...

Perhaps adding something about exciting the fans?

 

[Wright1889]

Can we put something about shoving Wednesday up their arses? Only because we happen to be Sheff Utd

 

[georgebernardshaw]

5 foot 6 and.hard as fuck...

Leaves the geese and eats the duck...

Could fly, this one

 

[YorkBlade]

Irn-Bru could be in there

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Leaves the geese and eats the duck...

But only when served with winter vegetables?

 

[Bladesway]

Think it would need a second verse if it’s to be used. Maybe referencing his height and general hardness. Sadly I can’t think of anything creative here...

Indeed

 

[Magic hat FC]

The only problem I've got with the song is, his height, he said in an interview a couple of weeks ago, he's only 5' 5".

 

[ZLB]

5 foot 6 and.hard as fuck...

Perhaps adding something about exciting the fans?

No no no. Hard as fuck is offensive. You could get chucked out for singing that.

 

[Trafford]

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To scream when John Fleck scores

 

[LoughboroBlade]

This all sounds promising. How about this then?

John Fleck is a nice guy
He’s a hero from Scotland
Signed on a free transfer
Yes, for not even £1

1 metre 70, and rather tough
He gets fans onto their feet
Go away Wednesday, this isn’t your song
Because we are Sheff United

Sorry, best I could do with all the suggestions.

 

[Stevo]

Oh flecky whoa
Oh flecky whoa
He's only 5ft 6
My wife's got saggy tits

 

[Russ]

His name is Fleck, Johnny Fleck
He even wears Flecked trousers
When he takes them off at night
His missis says fuckin wowsers.

 

[Bergen Blade]

Someone put this in the shoutbox earlier:

"Let's talk about Fleck baby,
let's talk about Dave McG,
let's talk about all the players Chrissy Wilder signed for free"

 

[penthouseblade]

Someone put this in the shoutbox earlier:

"Let's talk about Fleck baby,
let's talk about Dave McG,
let's talk about all the players Chrissy Wilder signed for free"

That's a fucking belter....

 

[SwissBlade]

What about this, bear with me though I'm not great at writing stuff..

Johnny Fleck he is our friend he is our our Scottish hero, on a free from coventry, he cost us fucking zero...

Needs some work. Probably never catch on

Needs iron bru bro

 

[KoppedOff]

Fleeeecky Fleck Fleck
Fleck Fleck Fleck
Flecky Fleck Fleeeeeck
Flecky Flecky Fleck
Fleeeecky Fleck Fleck
Fleck Fleck Fleck
Flecky Fleck Fleck Fleck Flecky Flecky Fleck

To the A Team tune. Winner.

Either that or the one that gets sung practically every week.

 

[Alf Tuppers Shorts]

it was sung today. Were you there?

Probably left early.

 

[ZoneManWilf]

Since's everyone's such a clever bastard, no-one's actually answered the op, who may just not know the Fleck song. So corner_flag this is the Fleck song sung a few times today:

(tune is yankee doodle dandy)

Johnny Fleck drinks Irn Bru,
He is our Scottish hero,
On a free from Coventry,
He cost us fucking zero.

Five foot six and hard as fuck,
He gets the Blades excited,
Shove your Wednesday up your arse,
Cos we are Sheff United.

 

[RossingtonBlade]

Irn-Bru could be in there

Irn Bru is in the chant?

 

[knowsnowt]

Ooooooooooooooh his chin is sculptured.
Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Fleck!

He dint cost owt and hes a reyt laugh.
Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Fleck!

 

[sitwell]

My aim is still to get the David McGoldrick to the tune of With or without you going.
And they gave big Dave awayyyyy.
Ask Foxy its a winner

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Oh flecky whoa
Oh flecky whoa
He's only 5ft 6
My wife's got saggy tits

Fucks sake

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Someone put this in the shoutbox earlier:

"Let's talk about Fleck baby,
let's talk about Dave McG,
let's talk about all the players Chrissy Wilder signed for free"

Yeah that was me.