Finding Cory: tale from PNE match

[Steve Mackan]

Here’s my latest offering. What happens when you leave me in charge of a nephew at the match.

A game befitting my befuddlement.

Comments and criticisms, as always, much appreciated.

 

[super_pig]

brilliant.. i'm sat here shaking my head in total wonder of how you make this shit up mate. week after week

 

[Northyorksblade]

brilliant.. i'm sat here shaking my head in total wonder of how you make this shit up mate. week after week

SHIT? SHIT? Comedy gold

 

[super_pig]

SHIT? SHIT? Comedy gold

shit == stuff
get's me in a bit of bother that substitution.. apologies

 

[Northyorksblade]

shit == stuff
get's me in a bit of bother that substitution.. apologies

I knew really

 

[Roygbiv]

You're genuinely fucking mental. Love it

 

[Steve Mackan]

brilliant.. i'm sat here shaking my head in total wonder of how you make this shit up mate. week after week

So do I mate. I’ll expire one day.

...or invent another relative. More ‘Bladey’ offerings in weeks to come, I realise I have deviated in recent weeks to left of left-field pieces. Stream of unconsciousness stuff, straight from the hangover.

 

[niktheblade]

Bash your favorite player Steve?

What would Coutts say if he read that? He'd be mortified and rightly so...

 

[super_pig]

So do I mate. I’ll expire one day.

...or invent another relative. More ‘Bladey’ offerings in weeks to come, I realise I have deviated in recent weeks to left of left-field pieces. Stream of unconsciousness stuff, straight from the hangover.

so Corey doesn't exist?? disappointed mate. disappointed
you can't go to left field for me mate. i'm one sick puppy when it comes to comedy

 

[super_pig]

Bash your favorite player Steve?

What would Coutts say if he read that? He'd be mortified and rightly so...

only 'cos Coutts isn't playing obviously

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Will you never learn? With a 3 o'clock kick-off and kid to look after, no drinks after 2.00, it's asking for trouble. Perhaps by 4.30, a small drink is permissible. If only everyone was brought up this way, we wouldn't have so many weak-bladdered people in and out of their seats so often during the game.

 

[super_pig]

Will you never learn? With a 3 o'clock kick-off and kid to look after, no drinks after 2.00, it's asking for trouble. Perhaps by 4.30, a small drink is permissible. If only everyone was brought up this way, we wouldn't have so many weak-bladdered people in and out of their seats so often during the game.

fuhrer directive four??

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I think I might be starting to fall in love with you Steve

 

[sitwell]

Chicken Saag is off my menu for a while.

 

[Northyorksblade]

so Corey doesn't exist?? disappointed mate. disappointed
you can't go to left field for me mate. i'm one sick puppy when it comes to comedy

Or Trudy? Or Chris? I'm gutted

 

[HOT CURRIE 10]

Better than “carry on screaming “ script writers this guy

 

[trav164]

Love these!

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Brilliant mate keep it up

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

Here’s my latest offering. What happens when you leave me in charge of a nephew at the match.

A game befitting my befuddlement.

Comments and criticisms, as always, much appreciated.

These are getting better every week mate. Most enjoyable read.

 

[Steve Mackan]

Or Trudy? Or Chris? I'm gutted

All exist, in a manner of speaking.

Will you never learn? With a 3 o'clock kick-off and kid to look after, no drinks after 2.00, it's asking for trouble. Perhaps by 4.30, a small drink is permissible. If only everyone was brought up this way, we wouldn't have so many weak-bladdered people in and out of their seats so often during the game.

This is a lesson I should stick to. I’m end of the row though!

 

[pesch the mini genius]

excellent read as always ,

any videos on the horizon !?

 

[Sothall_Blade]

You should have just left him a trail of Monster Munch to follow back to his seat.
It works in the movie (spoiler alert)

 

[I should coco]

Best yet.

I can only hope that Judd, Dawn and Cory are iliterate or you will be for it. Crack of Dawn indeed.....

Can we have more made up family members next time please? Uncle Albert (Tatlock) could drive the cube maybe or Cousin Pinnochio could feature in some fabulous Captain Blade crossover?

Keep buying the drugs.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

As mad as a three legged dog trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond , as ugly as the inside of a slate hangers nail bag and more wit than Grealish has falls. (OK that last one might a bit of an exaggeration). A splendid effort, keep them coming in more and more bizarre and dark ways.