FFS Stop that Ched song.

[WeltonBlade]

Whilst we all seem to be seeking absolution for our misjudged melodic outbursts of yesteryear......

I'd just like to apologise for any offence caused to all the self-respecting individuals who trawl the streets in their motor vehicles seeking to engage the trade of ladies of the night - almost all of whom, I appreciate upon mature reflection, do not deserve to be likened to David Pleat (the bastard), or his shit football team.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

LOL!

Do you remember Swannee Swannee the coppers are after you?

Sadly I don't,but I wished I did know said ditty given the subject matter

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Whilst we all seem to be seeking absolution for our misjudged melodic outbursts of yesteryear......

I'd just like to apologise for any offence caused to all the self-respecting individuals who trawl the streets in their motor vehicles seeking to engage the trade of ladies of the night - almost all of whom, I appreciate upon mature reflection, do not deserve to be likened to David Pleat (the bastard), or his shit football team.

I would like to apologise to all and sundry for the quite ludicrous on my part claim,that I was a chicken with not straight legs,and whilst I am at it,I have never been a Hen with dodgy knees

I feel better now I have confessed and I wish to atone for my sins

 

[BushBlade]

Ok. I admit I was unable to enter into copulatory relationships with all your women nor imbibe all the beer in your hostelries and off-licences.

Apologies.

 

[CrookesBlade]

I've not thrown anyone off Hyde Park flats, you need a key fob thing to get in.

 

[Yoonited]

Cremorne.

You'll recognise me, I'm the suave intelligent cool one.....

But not very modest

 

[Yoonited]

You were in the wrong place then.

Story of my life Sean.But it doesn't take me long to gtf out

 

[Jon Bon II]

I thought 'Babooshka' personally:

Come on, sing along now?


A trip to Rhyl awaited
He knew exactly what to do.
A few beers, some totty,
He couldn’t have made a worse move.

His mate sent him some texts
And he received them with a strange delight,
Just use your key
He saw the pizza on the pavement
And saw the way she almost fell inside
And how the beer had made her beautiful
She won’t remember this but;

Oh Ched!
You goosed her, you goosed her, you goosed her - yai-yai,
Oh Ched!
You goosed her, you goosed her, you goosed her - yai-yai,

She wanted to take it further
So she arranged to see the Five-O
To see, if she
Could squeeze his balls for a pink Mini

And when they stood before him
The beak said it was non-consensual
Funny, how she
Remembered nothing of the evening’s highs
And how his mate escaped without a chide
This was his life before it freezed on him
Just cos the beer had made her beautiful
Don't drop the soap, you pony

Oh Ched!
You goosed her, you goosed her, you goosed her - yai-yai,
Oh Ched!
You goosed her, you goosed her, you goosed her - yai-yai,


Repeat to fade...

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Wait until the outraged moral minority see what's planned for the front cover of next season's programme, big picture of Ched, smiling, yes smiling, with the legend "Welcome home, hero!"

 

[diplomat]

I'm not sure it's an outraged moral minority. I think there is a definite majority that just think such chants are inappropriate and make us as fans of the club look like dickheads. The reason is because it. Does make us look like dickheads.

Personally I don't think the signing is a great one. He divides us. He had one good year in a team that attacked like mad knowing we'd outscore most teams we played (we won't play like that again). The defending and keepers were a long way below championship level. He was in the last year of his contract when his interest peaked. He was largely average at best before that. Just a few reasons off the top of my head.

I support giving people a second chance and I will wait and see what happens.

I will not chant a song about our player who acted like a bell end and ruined another person's life and chuckle thinking its classic bantz innit?