Player Suggestion Fernando Forestieri

[ChipButtyBlade]

Swansea sniffing........go get him Swans!

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/07/23/por-swansea-eye-sheffield-wednesday-ace-forestieri/

Fuck,this will depress the Pitsmoor Pillock,he was on tonite chatting to Staton about how he hoped FF was staying.

Downside is the pigs could be loling at us if he does well on the opening day.

 

[Topplayersleave]

Not sure how they could Lord it over us if he's playing for another team

 

[Kenilworth]

Not sure how they could Lord it over us if he's playing for another team

It'll probably be their swan song

 

[S5Blade]

Second poster in wants 25 million, 'not a penny less'

https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/273767-swansea-want-forestieri/


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Thats not even the most batshit crazy thing on that thread......

"The lads is in the top 5 best players in the league."

Top 5 best players in the league?! Hes probably top 5 best players at SWFC..... Probably not even top 5 in South Yorkshire, or even Sheffield!

 

[The Crab]

Here they come to save the day.......the thread police are on the way......



(Bonus point in the form of a like if you can name the TV show)

Mighty Mouse?

 

[S64 Blade]

I don't get their obsession with him.

Yes he is a good player, but the most he has scored in a season is 15. He's constantly acted unprofessionally whilst at the club, throwing his toys out of the pram on a number of occasions.

 

[S5Blade]

I don't get their obsession with him.

Yes he is a good player, but the most he has scored in a season is 15. He's constantly acted unprofessionally whilst at the club, throwing his toys out of the pram on a number of occasions.

Making the best of a bad situation. They dont exactly have much to shout about, so lord over him like hes Ronaldo. Contributes very few assists, never scored more than 15, refused to play as he wanted to leave and changed his mind when he got a big fat pay increase.

 

[Gin&Juice]

If Forestieri goes, he has really really done a number on Wednesday. I for one believe he should be remembered fondly for his money grabbing, refusing to travel and penalty missing antics.

 

[Dkc]

40 million, not a penny less. He'll probably go to Barcelona or Man City. Quality professional. Its not like he's ever liable to get the strop on and refuse to play for you.

 

[Rusty view]

Final day swoop would be nice just so they couldn't replace him either.
God I'm bitter, those bastards bring out the worst in me.

It's living "that" (this) end of the town pal. I'm the same.

 

[Blade56]

40 million, not a penny less.

As a down payment with add ones taking to £350 to become a world, no, intergalactic record.

Fair do's if he goes, rats always jump a sinking ship

 

[Weasel]

Ive heard that it is £350m rising to a trillion on appearance fees and whether Argentina try and invade the Falklands again.

 

[Booker4]

I’d prefer him to sit on his arse for another 10 months, bleeding them dry with nothing to show for it.

Again.

He's still got two years to run on his existing deal and he's their only player that makes them from an average team into a good one. I really hope he leaves, based on his form when he was fot again last season.

 

[grafikhaus]

Fulham interested now.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

I would love it to happen, no matter how many times fairy shits on them the tramps still love him, sad twats

 

[snootyfenooty]

Swansea sounds a good move for him, he'd be going to a bigger club.

 

[Gin&Juice]

I would love it to happen, no matter how many times fairy shits on them the tramps still love him, sad twats

I don’t really see a massive difference between our fans and theirs. But this cult like worship of Forestieri after what he’s done to them would never wash with our fans. Any player who refuses to travel shows their true colours in my eyes and any redemption they might show would probably never be forgotten. Kevin McDonald did it with us after his first season, albeit on the same level and I don’t think he was really taken to after that.

Also the day we come up with shit nicknames like “Fessi” would probably never happen.

 

[coaxingstar71]

I can't imagine him still being at Wednesday at the start of the season. He'd be a decent relatively cheap signing for a lower end Prem club and they need to reduce their wage bill so they can sign anyone, especially now it looks as if the deal to get rid of Fletcher has gone south.

I'd love it if Warnock took him to Cardiff, that would be delightful and Ol' Big Nose does like a 'rogue'.

 

[bromtom]

I like the comments about Swansea being a shithole as though Sheffield is entirely grade 1 listed and has 365 gorgeous weather and all the people are polite and courteous.

He's not going to be living in a flat above Clinton cards in Swansea city centre ffs, he'll be in a nice 4 bed detached with sea views in the mumbles or summat.

Just down from a good stint in the Premier League, won the League cup a few years ago and got to Europe, parachute payments, decent fans, I'd rather go to Swansea.

 

[Jonboy60]

He's still got two years to run on his existing deal and he's their only player that makes them from an average team into a good one. I really hope he leaves, based on his form when he was fot again last season.

No booker4, he takes them from being a shit team into an average one.

 

[Grizzly blade]

So...would you?

Simple question.

 

[DifferentClass]

The racist diver can do one.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

So...would you?

Simple question.

Fuck







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[Grizzly blade]

Fuck







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Off

So it’s a no I think from Mr Grumpy

Ignore the diving and cheating...and the demands for pay rises, and his apparent lack of commitment to get fit...he’s a talented footballer!!
Wonder if Wilder could sort the little shit out?

 

[Shoreham_Bhoys]

Wouldn't touch sicknote with a bargepole.

 

[Danetheblade]

So...would you?

Simple question.

I'd rather give you a list of all the things I'd rather have than forestieri.. the guys a tee total wombat of the highest order.

 

[KoppedOff]

Their fans absolute devotion to him beggars belief. Why? In the years he’s been there he’s spent most of it injured, on strike or on the run. He has a penchant for getting sent off, has an incredibly dubious character and actively tried to force his way out of there. All while bleeding them dry.

But he scores one screamer every season and they cant tongue his ass fast enough.

Also, “Fessi” is the most sickening, cringeworthy nickname I’ve ever heard for anybody in any walk of life ever.

So no.

 

[Niceguyeddie]

One of the least productive players in the championship in comparison to.his ability

 

[Barney]

Our fans baffle me at times.

He might get slated now but if we signed him the hatred would no doubt completely go away (see Madine).

I don't like Forestieri and that will continue if in some bizarre twist we sign him.

 

[The Crab]