Favourite spontaneous Blades chants?

[DifferentClass]

I know it's pretty old at this point, but "Sky TV is fucking shit" every time we're on t'box gives me a smile, especially when the fuckers can't get enough of us!

 

[Grappler]

At Pride Park, two weeks ago, to the tune of "Everywhere we go, we're the Shoreham boys, making all the noise", when the Blades supporters starting singing "pay your fu**ing bills" to the Derby fans.

 

[Mojo]

First time I remember "Tracksuit from Matalan" was to Gabor Kirali's baggy grey tracky bottoms during the last game of Warnock's promotion season at the Lane.

They had Ian Dowie as manager, so Tracksuit from Matalan got followed by Manager from Chester Zoo.

Another fave was a new and over-keen steward trying to get us all to sit down at the back of the Kop. We'd just sat down, when Brownie ("Shoes off for Robson Out" fame) started "Stand up if you hate Wednesday". The steward's face was a picture, but he knew when he'd been beat!

The song started a week earlier at Luton. We were already promoted and in party mood. For some reason a Luton chav in the home took great exception to this and stood up on his own to give the blades fans a load of abuse. The whole away end started chanting tracksuit from matalan at him and laughing. Even his own fans started laughing. He sat down looking sheepish, bet he felt a right tit

 

[Sid1978]

The song started a week earlier at Luton. We were already promoted and in party mood. For some reason a Luton chav in the home took great exception to this and stood up on his own to give the blades fans a load of abuse. The whole away end started chanting tracksuit from matalan at him and laughing. Even his own fans started laughing. He sat down looking sheepish, bet he felt a right tit

He applauded us at the end of the game too. The atmosphere that day was immense.

 

[DifferentClass]

"You're just a shit Billy Sharp" at Kane after he missed a last minute sitter in the Spuds cup match!

 

[CarlMcBlade]

At Pride Park, two weeks ago, to the tune of "Everywhere we go, we're the Shoreham boys, making all the noise", when the Blades supporters starting singing "pay your fu**ing bills" to the Derby fans.

Yes, that was a fantastic retort to a bunch of whining Derby fans feeling sorry for themselves.

 

[Katzenjammer]

I was there!

 

[Katzenjammer]

Quite a nasty one from back in the day, I still laughed though:


"His neck scars prove he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never get a bird in bed Tevez Tevez
You mucky twat, you dirty cunt
Your head was sewn on back to front
Carlos Tevez is Herman Munsters son"

 

[mattbianco1]

My favourite was one I spontaneously started myself on the last train into Sheffield in the mid-90s.
I was alone and a bit the worse for wear and urgently needed a piss so I sauntered down an empty carriage towards the toilets when I met 5 scumbags sat in the last seats just before the toilet.
As I passed them head down one of them lashed out at me with a kick and as I scarpered into the toilet another one followed up with a comment infering that I was in for a kicking when I emerged.

In the temporarily safety of the toilet my alcohol-addled brain reckoned on taking a 50-50 punt (absolute carnage vs chance of safety) with a song so as I came out of the toilet I roared at them aggressively "YOU FILL UP MY SENSES, LIKE A GALL.."

... There was a very brief silence whilst this new information was processed

... and then a loud roar whilst my new scumbag pals broke into "Na Na Na Na he's a Blade and ..."



(Or, thinking back all these years later, maybe I was so fuckin hard that they were Wednesdayites who shit themselves?? )

They sound nice

 

[straight_outta_compton]

'Tracksuit from Matalan' at Luton

I was there for that game, and we howled with laughter

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Away at Blackburn (?) some chavvie kid in their stand giving it the big-un to impress his chavvie girlfriend.
Blades start up "She's got Chlamydia, she's got Chlamydia" . Even funnier because they then moved.

 

[Cappy]

Away at QPR last season. To some eclectic old fella who was some kind of weird parallel universe cockney cheerleader

“Your kids don’t talk to you”

 

[Blade82]

Away at QPR last season. To some eclectic old fella who was some kind of weird parallel universe cockney cheerleader

“Your kids don’t talk to you”

The guy in the sombrero

 

[Blade82]

He’s got a lampshade on his head bury away he got some stick that night poor kid

 

[8lade]

At Pride Park, two weeks ago, to the tune of "Everywhere we go, we're the Shoreham boys, making all the noise", when the Blades supporters starting singing "pay your fu**ing bills" to the Derby fans.

Didn't take too long for that to bite us on the arse.

 

[Stanthemanfan]

'Tracksuit from Matalan' at Luton

And at that Palace keeper at the lane

 

[Stanthemanfan]

"Fuck off mourinio" when he was Chelsea manager
He even said in his after match interview that's why he loved English football regarding the lane atmosphere

 

[reedy63]

At Swindon a few years ago fuck off di caneo then a couple of young cocky Swindon fans start singing you just a bunch of wankers first time in the match after 85 min. Blade fans started singing in reply does your mother know your hear.I was killing myself laughing classic that one.

 

[gaz kay]

He's not flying anymore. United fans at Reading in the premier . They were singing sonko's our superman all game. He went into a tackle then broke his leg then we started singing that. Harsh looking back but funny at the time

 

[DifferentClass]

Away at Blackburn (?) some chavvie kid in their stand giving it the big-un to impress his chavvie girlfriend.
Blades start up "She's got Chlamydia, she's got Chlamydia" . Even funnier because they then moved.

Brum, second Wilder promotion season I believe.

 

[DifferentClass]

"You've had your laugh, now fuck off home" when we were on the verge of going out of the FA Cup to big bucks Wrexham.

Thank fuck for John Egan or else the media would have been spaffing over them for weeks!

 

[RammyBlade]

Thats fucki

Heard on the radio I think that when a Forest Green Rovers player got hacked down, Walsall fans sang “He’s eating our grass, he’s eating our grass, that vegan bastard he’s eating our grass”

Thats fucking funny

 

[RammyBlade]

Cant remember his surname but Jason......... somebody a black player had dyed the top of his hair blonde to which Blades started singing " He's got a Pineapple on his head, he's got a pineapple on his head "!

 

[Bert]

Cant remember his surname but Jason......... somebody a black player had dyed the top of his hair blonde to which Blades started singing " He's got a Pineapple on his head, he's got a pineapple on his head "!

Lee

 

[100% part time blade]

I bemoan the lack of thought and spontaneity in football chants.

As such, Burnley’s chant today of “You should have gone to the snooker” was the first time in a long time I remember hearing a perfectly apt song that could only be sung here (in Sheffield), this weekend (with the world championships on), on the spur of this moment (when we’re getting hammered by actual Burnley), and was 100% correct.

I didn’t laugh though.

 

[Grey Blade]

I bemoan the lack of thought and spontaneity in football chants.

As such, Burnley’s chant today of “You should have gone to the snooker” was the first time in a long time I remember hearing a perfectly apt song that could only be sung here (in Sheffield), this weekend (with the world championships on), on the spur of this moment (when we’re getting hammered by actual Burnley), and was 100% correct.

I didn’t laugh though.

We should have joined in

 

[RossingtonBlade]

Away at Burnley this year someone captured me n my pals walking to the away end singing ‘Were sheff United, we’re shitter than you’ reply from a Burnley fan was ‘oh no you’re not’ in which we replied ‘oh yes we are’

We lost 5-0.

 

[Richeee]

I like the ' that's why your going down' chant when a team lower than us miss an absolute sitter....hasn't been heard this season though...