Fan Meltdown - Coventry City

[HouchensHead]

To clarify on all the evidence possible from results with and without Adam Armstrong so far:

With Armstrong: 2nd in the league currently

Without Armstrong: 1st in the league

Doesn't 'you'll be fucked' usually mean something negative will happen? How would being a place higher be bad?

 

[wizadry]

Where did I say that? You asked where we would be without Armstrong and I gave you a fully researched answer based on all the evidence I could find.

You haven't researched taking his goals away have you, come back when you've done your research fully then give me a proper and sensible answer.

 

[HouchensHead]

You haven't researched taking his goals away have you, come back when you've done your research fully then give me a proper and sensible answer.

Right....lads.

Sheffield United's 3 points don't count yesterday because if your top goalscorer scores you get deducted points.

Are you insane?

 

[JJ Sefton]

To clarify on all the evidence possible from results with and without Adam Armstrong so far:

With Armstrong: 2nd in the league currently

Without Armstrong: 1st in the league

Doesn't 'you'll be fucked' usually mean something negative will happen? How would being a place higher be bad?

Jimmy Hill is a twat.

 

[judge]

To clarify on all the evidence possible from results with and without Adam Armstrong so far:

With Armstrong: 2nd in the league currently

Without Armstrong: 1st in the league

Doesn't 'you'll be fucked' usually mean something negative will happen? How would being a place higher be bad?

Come back in february when youre sliding down the table

 

[OllyBlade]

Highlights -

#PUSB @Coventry_City George Long sort of tells the truth with a rye smile, the ball did cross the line.

What's a rye smile? Georgie boy obviously loves those organic farm food shops.

Sheffield United fans booing Reuben Lameiras for having the temerity to get repeatedly kicked by their shitbag players #CCFC #PUSB #SkyBlues

I never understand people getting upset about this. It's called home support, fans of every team do it. Except, perhaps, in Coventry, where having 'support' at all might be some alien concept.

• Thanks to weak officiating, thuggery overcomes artistic endeavour. I guess that's football sometimes, but it sucks. #PUSB

Ah, the newly self-righteous fan who thinks because their team has recently learnt to pass it around a bit they are all Byron-mould romantics playing Barcelona football... forgive me, 'football art'.

 

[wizadry]

Right....lads.

Sheffield United's 3 points don't count yesterday because if your top goalscorer scores you get deducted points.

Are you insane?

It has been said before

On a serious note, do you think it's fair that you take his goals off if you're going to also count the results without him?

 

[HouchensHead]

Also if your goalkeeper keeps a lot of clean sheets you get points deducted also.

If your midfielders provide an assist you also get points deducted - but only 1.

 

[judge]

Highlights -



What's a rye smile? Georgie boy obviously loves those organic farm food shops.



I never understand people getting upset about this. It's called home support, fans of every team do it. Except, perhaps, in Coventry, where having 'support' at all might be some alien concept.



Ah, the newly self-righteous fan who thinks because their team has recently learnt to pass it around a bit they are all Byron-mould romantics playing Barcelona football... forgive me, 'football art'.

They spent the first half just hitting the channels and trying to turn the defence with long hoofs

Suppose we made them.do that

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Armstrong's really gonna miss those massed crowds he played in front of at the Ricoh when he moves on to pastures bigger & better in January. Not that all those Cov fans'll mind - they think he's shit & they're better off without him...

 

[judge]

Also if your goalkeeper keeps a lot of clean sheets you get points deducted also.

If your midfielders provide an assist you also get points deducted - but only 1.

All your good players go back to their parent clubs
No points get deducted but you get relegated anyway

 

[wizadry]

Also if your goalkeeper keeps a lot of clean sheets you get points deducted also.

If your midfielders provide an assist you also get points deducted - but only 1.

You're being silly now.

 

[JJ Sefton]

You're being silly.

Fixed it for you.

 

[HouchensHead]

It has been said before

On a serious note, do you think it's fair that you take his goals off if you're going to also count the results without him?

Wow. You could create your own points system here.

All your good players go back to their parent clubs
No points get deducted but you get relegated anyway

We would be top of league you absolute idiot.

 

[wizadry]

Fixed it for you.

Yes, how stupid of me

 

[judge]

Wow. You could create your own points system here.




We would be top of league you absolute idiot.

You would be bottom more like

 

[RossoDeltic]

I thought that Coventry had one good thing going for it - Jerry Dammers.
It is about time the Blades got stuck in and played the game like others seem to have done recently against us. I don't know how many times in the last 4 years or so that our team of midgets have been kicked from pillar to post by cynical sides.

 

[HouchensHead]

You would be bottom more like

How do you work that out?

I'm not sure what points system you are working from but a 100% record would not put you bottom.

 

[Tezza1889]

Tell you what lads, get to Coventry and open a tissue factory, those that aren't crying thier eyes out like babies will be ...........g

You'll be a millionaire in no time

 

[HouchensHead]

Tell you what lads, get to Coventry and open a tissue factory, those that aren't crying thier eyes out like babies will be ...........g

You'll be a millionaire in no time

Ha ha. You've hurt my feelings there.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

I think it's fantastic that we've done to Coventry what loads of teams from this league have done to us on many many occasions. Exactly what MK Dons did to us last season, kicked us off the park and won 1-0 to name just one. To the Coventry fans, we can play nice football, it just hasn't got us anywhere in this awful league with awful officials. Suck it up.

Punchline ? We can play nice football. Hahahahahah

 

[HouchensHead]

Personally I'm still waiting for judge to explain how a 100% record would put a team bottom of the league.

I've got a feeling this will be a long process.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Nigel Adkins to Tony Mowbray: "Ey up, Tone. Got an idea. You let us have Adam Armstrong on loan, with them Geordie twats' permission, for the second half of the season & we'll loan you Martyn Woolford."

TM to NA: "Yeah, Nige, no probs. My chief adviser, Mr HouchensHead, tells me we'd end up top of the league without Armstrong even if we played a clown like Woolford as centre forward. Who am I to disagree? Stay positive & look after them geese."

 

[judge]

How do you work that out?

I'm not sure what points system you are working from but a 100% record would not put you bottom.

You will find out in march

 

[judge]

Personally I'm still waiting for judge to explain how a 100% record would put a team bottom of the league.

I've got a feeling this will be a long process.

Because you will lose every game when your loanees go back

See easy

 

[HouchensHead]

Nigel Adkins to Tony Mowbray: "Ey up, Tone. Got an idea. You let us have Adam Armstrong on loan, with them Geordie twats' permission, for the second half of the season & we'll loan you Martyn Woolford."

TM to NA: "Yeah, Nige, no probs. My chief adviser, Mr HouchensHead, tells me we'd end up top of the league without Armstrong even if we played a clown like Woolford as centre forward. Who am I to disagree? Stay positive & look after them geese."

My friend, I never said these words at all. The original poster said we would be in trouble without Armstrong. I have shown evidence why we wouldn't. Of course, I would like to keep him, as he is a good player.

 

[stringjunior]

Nigel Adkins to Tony Mowbray: "Ey up, Tone. Got an idea. You let us have Adam Armstrong on loan, with them Geordie twats' permission, for the second half of the season & we'll loan you Martyn Woolford."

TM to NA: "Yeah, Nige, no probs. My chief adviser, Mr HouchensHead, tells me we'd end up top of the league without Armstrong even if we played a clown like Woolford as centre forward. Who am I to disagree? Stay positive & look after them geese."

love this

 

[HouchensHead]

Because you will lose every game when your loanees go back

See easy

We have played 3 games, one against the table toppers Burton and have won all 3 without our loan players.

You aren't too clever are you?

 

[HouchensHead]

You will find out in march

I'm sure I won't. Bit odd you are.

 

[stringjunior]

I do enjoy a visit from opposition fans. I don't recall many occasions where it ended well. Maybe that lad from Charlton and a couple from Spurs, but not many others....