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Still don't understand why anyone would want to be on facetube anyway, why would you want to describe every minute of your day to other folk??
"Woke up, went and dropped a log, took some pushing, big bugger, grated abit, can't remember eating peanuts or sweatcorn??
Brushed teeth, get our gerts piss flap juice off before work, quick shower, de-fish my shaft n sack, got dry, choosing socks, hmmmm black or grey......??
Work trou on, t-shirt on, gone for an old nike one, it's black but has a couple of grease marks on the front where I think I spilt some gravy.
Black hoody and cat steelies .
Cuppa before I leave, guna make one to take in the van, not guna kiss our lass goodbye, she had my cock in her mouth a few hours back........................"

Fuck me!! Get a fucking grip!!! Jesus!
 
Still don't understand why anyone would want to be on facetube anyway, why would you want to describe every minute of your day to other folk??
"Woke up, went and dropped a log, took some pushing, big bugger, grated abit, can't remember eating peanuts or sweatcorn??
Brushed teeth, get our gerts piss flap juice off before work, quick shower, de-fish my shaft n sack, got dry, choosing socks, hmmmm black or grey......??
Work trou on, t-shirt on, gone for an old nike one, it's black but has a couple of grease marks on the front where I think I spilt some gravy.
Black hoody and cat steelies .
Cuppa before I leave, guna make one to take in the van, not guna kiss our lass goodbye, she had my cock in her mouth a few hours back........................"

Fuck me!! Get a fucking grip!!! Jesus!
Facebook works for some people and not for others.
 
Still don't understand why anyone would want to be on facetube anyway, why would you want to describe every minute of your day to other folk??
"Woke up, went and dropped a log, took some pushing, big bugger, grated abit, can't remember eating peanuts or sweatcorn??
Brushed teeth, get our gerts piss flap juice off before work, quick shower, de-fish my shaft n sack, got dry, choosing socks, hmmmm black or grey......??
Work trou on, t-shirt on, gone for an old nike one, it's black but has a couple of grease marks on the front where I think I spilt some gravy.
Black hoody and cat steelies .
Cuppa before I leave, guna make one to take in the van, not guna kiss our lass goodbye, she had my cock in her mouth a few hours back........................"

Fuck me!! Get a fucking grip!!! Jesus!

I take it the last paragraph ["Fuck me!! Get a fucking grip!!! Jesus!"] occurred somewhere earlier in the narrative, albeit unclear whether making reference to "our gert" or the "log"
 
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I dont look on there much but this week Its worth it just to see the batshit rumours about wilder and the board

Have people got nothing better to do ? ,it's absolutely insane .


We're a much better bunch on here :)!
 
Still don't understand why anyone would want to be on facetube anyway, why would you want to describe every minute of your day to other folk??
"Woke up, went and dropped a log, took some pushing, big bugger, grated abit, can't remember eating peanuts or sweatcorn??
Brushed teeth, get our gerts piss flap juice off before work, quick shower, de-fish my shaft n sack, got dry, choosing socks, hmmmm black or grey......??
Work trou on, t-shirt on, gone for an old nike one, it's black but has a couple of grease marks on the front where I think I spilt some gravy.
Black hoody and cat steelies .
Cuppa before I leave, guna make one to take in the van, not guna kiss our lass goodbye, she had my cock in her mouth a few hours back........................"

Fuck me!! Get a fucking grip!!! Jesus!

I gave up at ‘Facetube’ :D
 
How else are you supposed to brag about why you're better than everyone else ?
 

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