Ever been thrown out of a game for being naughty?

[Mad Mick]

Got chucked out in the 60's against West Brom. We were at back of Kop and a load of them came round the cricket pitch to have a go. I was just defending myself but had a red jumper so was easy to spot. Got done for breach of the peace I think. On another occasion I clipped a fellow Blade who my brother had spotted in the Bramall Lane end against Fulham. I owed this guy one as him and his mate tried to jump me outside Genevieve's. We finished up brawling with a load of Blades who thought we were Fulham. Police chucked me and my 4 mates out, and one of the coppers who knew we were Blades tried to knee me in the crown jewels. He missed.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Blades v Pigs early 90's, 1-1 draw. Kicked out 15 mins before kick off for having an air horn. Think i was about 15 at the time.

He's understating it a bit folks. It was an Alpine horn actually.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Again, not thrown out, but......

In the late 60s, we all stood on the Kop, usually six or seven of us from school, one of whom was known as "the farter". He could produce a fart at critical moments, in later years, usually on your backswing at Royal Concord.

Can't remember the match, but we suddenly became aware of a smell resembling that of a dead sheep, but with maximum strength - this produced a severe fit of giggling which we tried to hide as best we could.

Thirty seconds later, a bloke about 10 yards away suddenly shouted "fucking hell, who's done that?"

We thought it best to move away and let the air clear

 

[Kenilworth]

Mine doesn't give off a big cloud though and doesn't smell so I probably get away with it more than others!

Is it minty?

 

[Minty]

Is it minty?

Very good Ken! No, it's tobacco.....still holding on to something smoking related

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

Yes throughout the mid 70's and 80's

 

[Barney]

Nearly did Doncaster away season before last. Jamie Murphy screamer.

Still get the goosebumps even now, what a moment that was in such a shite season.

 

[Kenilworth]

Still get the goosebumps even now, what a moment that was in such a shite season.

Flat on yer Arse

Like many of yer earlier posts on this board

 

[Barney]

Flat on yer Arse

Like many of yer earlier posts on this board

That ain't me who ran on the pitch, I was among those who tried and failed.

I think he got carried out for sure.

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

I once entered a match on a kids ticket and made a dash up the kop when a steward challenged me I got halfway up the steps looked up and saw about 5 stewards waiting for me and 3 behind me plus I was out of breath due to my dazzling fitness so I just stopped and held my hands out and then they grabbed me like I was the great train robber or Yorkshire ripper !
Me and my mate got around it though he'd go in first on his adult ticket and then he'd phone me when he got to the top of the steps and could see the stewards position at the turnstile...

 

[silver blade]

I personally haven't but someone was telling me a story earlier about being thrown out! Which then got me thinking if any of you rebels have?

I got dragged from the kop & thrown out of the ground & I hadn't done anything wrong (honest). I was stood with my mates about an hour before the kick off against a lower side so the kop wasn't packed at that time.
A cop climbed the railings & said I had pushed someone & that had resulted in the fans at the front getting crushed.
I pleaded not guilty, my parents believed me & paid for a solicitor, 2 policemen gave different accounts of what happened to the court but the judge found me guilty & I was found the equivalent of a weeks wages & got a criminal record a few weeks after my 18th birthday.

 

[snootyfenooty]

I pleaded not guilty, my parents believed me & paid for a solicitor, 2 policemen gave different accounts of what happened to the court but the judge found me guilty & I was found the equivalent of a weeks wages & got a criminal record a few weeks after my 18th birthday.

When anything kicked off in those days the coppers would just grab anyone at random and charge them just to boost the arrest count. Same on a Saturday night around town, the cops would arrest people at random and charge them for the all-encapsulating "drunk & disorderly". As a bonus, they gave you a good slapping on the way to the cells, and produced a fabricated charge sheet which the magistrate swallowed hook, line & sinker.

Source? Me, on more than one occasion. No-one was more pleased than me when they got their comeuppance over Hillsboro'. Wankers.

 

[Lane Ender]

Times were different back then. My old man has told me many a story. He used to religiously follow United home and away, some on here may know him tbf!

Ian Revitt he was Jordo Lad

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Gillingham away a few years ago when Sea France sponsored them. I was in the Sea France box and took royal advantage of the free booze (wine as the beer was tinned crap). The excessive amounts of wine caused my celebrations to become noticeable to the Gillingham faithful below me. After the second goal I was told to stay inside the box and not come out. Bad move as I peeked from behind the curtains and finished off the wine. The third goal went in and I went out onto the veranda doing some form of wined up monkey dance to celebrate.

I was chucked out as I was 'a threat to public safety and not conducive to the family atmosphere of the corporate areas' )very politely done, but still binned).

I've have never been invited back to the corporate areas....

Ps- been to a few games where I wish I had been thrown out!