Epitaph for the 2020/21 Season

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Obviously the season isn’t over yet, but it might as well be, so what epitaph would you put on this season’s gravestone?

I’m going to go with the words of the greatest Prime Minister we never had and say “Present, but not Involved”

 

[The Vicar]

Relegation -No,No,No,No,No,No,NO ..YES

Jim from the vicar of Dibley!

 

[Farnboroughblade]

In Wilder we trust.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Well wasn't that a bag of shit.

 

[Swannyblade]

Pathetic beyond adequate description

 

[Carlton Blade]

After a brief sojourn into the light they ventured back among the Dead Men, where they beling

 

[HD8 Blades]

it's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a bite

 

[FMBlade1]

A Bridge Too Far

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

 

[Seth Rollins]

Wilder should’ve been sacked after 10 games.

 

[raul]

This isn't the you that I came for
This isn't the you that I waited for

 

[S40BLADE]

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Farewell everyone, it was nice while it lasted
But now it must end
Cos we're a set of wank bastards.

 

[ComedyClub]

The Great escape


From VAR

 

[Farnboroughblade]

Another one to the list if we finish up with the lowest ever points:-
'Gone, but not Forgotten'

 

[Davalon]

Cowards do not count in battle, they are there, but not in it

 

[Champagneblade]

"Veni, Vidi, Verti!"

We came, we saw, we left!

 

[JJBlade]

Typical Sheffield United
It's absolute and total aversion to style, creativity and entertainment has meant they got £150 million a season and ended up worse than they were when they got promoted.
RIP

 

[Drunk blade]

Brewster and Ramsdale have potential

 

[BlairBlade]

Brewster and Ramsdale have potential

I was planning for the future but unfortunately I did it a season too early.

 

[Oreyt]

Memries

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

We're on the slide with Wilder's army
We're not in the Premier League
Cos it's all gone to fuck
And we've chuffing ballsed it up
By hoofing it up to McBurnie

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

We came
We saw
We did alright for a bit
COVID
We left

 

[Keen Blade]

Penny wise , pound foolish.

 

[diode_blade]

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Eats, shoots and leaves...

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Thank you for your brief visit. But could you kindly leave out the back door please.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Smashed the front doors on our way in...

...had our back doors smashed in on the way out!!

 

[Stretch]

Just as I thought we had finally put the Football Gods in their place....

 

[Houston_Blade]

Holding out for a 1 nil in heaven