Eni Fücker.

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

We're rumoured to be getting desperate and we're going to be making a bid for Turkish playmaker Eni Fücker, as long as he can play up front.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

We're rumoured to be getting desperate and we're going to be making a bid for Turkish playmaker Eni Fücker, as long as he can play up front.

A decent prospect, you obviously know your foreign leagues. He's the younger half brother of 33 year old Nao Fücker-Wansim, who's currently available on a free.

 

[Bayingblade]

Also I believe, a distant relation to Turkish hardman Areel Muthafuka, no nonsense centre forward from back in the day.

 

[BushBlade]

https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?forums/hilarious-rumour-mill.68/

 

[Sheffsteel]

Thought the OP was telling us what he’d like to do to the women’s footballer and studio pundit Enni Aluko.