Ebanks Landell Songs.......

[Billyblade]

The additional lyrics, which I originally put up on the Sheffield United Songs Facebook Site were..

He's a big f*****g unit ! (big f*****g unit !)
He's built like a tank (built like a tank)
He'd never join Wednesday (never join Wednesday)
Cos they're f*****g w**k! (they're f*****g w**k!)

Then into the chorus...

I now stand to make at least 10p in Royalties, along with a Polish Zloty, an old Wards bottletop, and a car wash token....

You can swear on here it's fucking great.

Watch,




Cuntflaps





See, no ban

 

[BushBlade]

*disclaimer, stolen from we all dream of a team of ainslie maitland-niles*

We all dream of a team of ebanks-landells,
Aaaaand number 1 is ebanks-landell etc etc

Gary Breen.

 

[Blade for Sale]

To the Addam's Family tune...

He’s stronger than a bison
He’s been 10 rounds with Tyson
His beard would block a Dyson
Ethan Ebanks-Landell!

Alternative to line 3....his knob looks like a python!

 

[ekke287]

He's Big,
He's Black,
We'll probably send him back,
E.E.L,
E.E.L.

PS - 1st post, hello everyone.

 

[stringjunior]

He's Big,
He's Black,
We'll probably send him back,
E.E.L,
E.E.L.

PS - 1st post, hello everyone.

Welcome. Good first post. 6/10

 

[Bladesway]

If only S2 had some petty fool with more time than sense?....Somebody who achieves satisfaction by being an arsehole and pulling other peoples contributions to pieces?.......Some forum police wanker.......

Oh hold on.......

 

[Kenilworth]

TRIPLE PISH!

Bollocks
That doesn't even scan, ya muppet

 

[Seph_Blade]

There's already one

This is the one i was talking about on Saturday

 

[Ricky]

If Jack O'Connell was Black O'Connell we'd be thinking of a song for him instead, FACT.

 

[Grappler]

To the tune of "Super Danny Webber"

Ethan E-E-L
Ethan E-E-L
Ethan E-E-L
Ethan Ebanks -Landell

 

[pommpey]

"We can't afford you
Oh, no we can't
We can't afford you
Oh no we can't
We can't afford you ... we can't
But look at our nice pitch."

"He's big, he's strong
His johnson's ten foot long
Eeee Landell, Eee Landell"

"EEL is going back in Jan-you-ry!"
(to that shitbox White Stripes grief-fest)

"Oh we aint got a barrel of
Money
We sold Maguire and
Murphy
And with Ebanks Landell
He's off as well
U-nit-ed"



pommpey

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

To the tune of hokey cokey
He kicks with his left ,
He kicks with his right ,
He kicks the centre forward
And he makes them all look shite .
They call him Ebanks - Landell
And he pops up with a goal ,
That's why we love him so .
Ooooooh Ethan Ebanks - Landell
Ooooooh Ethan Ebanks - Landell
Ooooooh Ethan Ebanks - Landell
That's why we love him so!
As ever UTB!!!

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Have you seen him,
have you heard?
The way he plays,
there are no words.
To describe the way I feeeeeeeel.

He'll cut out every forward pass,
he'll score our first,
he'll score our last.
Ebanks-Landell's made of steeeeeeel.

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

I'll post it again, to the tune of Rhythm is a Dancer:

Ethan Ebanks Landell
He is such a handful
He will win it in the air

Ethan Ebanks Landell
He is such a handful
Smashing people everywhere

Woooooooah, Ebanks Landell
Woooooooah, he will win it in the air
Woooooooah, Ebanks Landell
Woooooooah, smashing people everywhere

Repeat

 

[Cheets]

We were looking for a unit who could play centre half
When we met you
Then you bagged a goal at Fleetwood and two more at the Lane
The Shoreham boys they lost their cool

Sign on the dotted line
Oh please don't change yer mind
Can't tell if you're a tank or just a fucking lorry

Eee-than Eee-banks Landell!
Eee-than Eee-banks, ohhhh!
Eee-than Eee-banks Landell!
Shoreham loves you soooo!

I was working as a defender in Wolves reserves, This much is true...

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Ethan's good Ethan's good aah aah

Ethan ebanks landells good

Anybody got any salmon?

 

[CarlMcBlade]

He'll be gone in Jan. Wolves will put him in their team or sell him. While United sit there with their finger up their arse.

 

[BushBlade]

He'll be gone in Jan. Wolves will put him in their team or sell him. While United sit there with their finger up their arse.

And then we'll post about it for the next ten years.

 

[Sestanovich]

Anything with a 12-inch remix

 

[blade too long]

to rod stewarts , you wear it well

I had nothing to do on saturday afternoon
But to go down and watch you at the Lane
I've been singing your name , at every game
Hell it's been a very long time
ethan ebanks landell
A little old fashioned but hes all right

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Anything with a 12-inch

Oh! What fun.

 

[Valleyblade]

Ebanks, knock im out. Ebanks Ebanks knock im out.

 

[Compound_Legend]

You can swear on here it's fucking great.

Watch,




Cuntflaps





See, no ban

Only way I can beat the filters at work!

 

[SteveBlade]

Reading these chants has possibly taken years off my life.

 

[blader]

I'll post it again, to the tune of Rhythm is a Dancer:

Ethan Ebanks Landell
He is such a handful
He will win it in the air

Ethan Ebanks Landell
He is such a handful
Smashing people everywhere

Woooooooah, Ebanks Landell
Woooooooah, he will win it in the air
Woooooooah, Ebanks Landell
Woooooooah, smashing people everywhere

Repeat

This is ace, can't understand why this isnt agreed on.

 

[Sean Thornton]

This is also good.

Go well alongside "oh my what a referee"

 

[Foxy]

PS - 1st post, hello everyone.

Welcome to the forum, and if you are who I suspect, long time no see and congratulations on your recent addition

 

[stringjunior]

Welcome to the forum, and if you are who I suspect, long time no see and congratulations on your recent addition

Wayne Rooney posts on S24SU? More shocking is that he's mates with foxy

 

[CarlMcBlade]

To the tune of blue moon.
LAN-DELL!
Ethan Ebanks Landell,
Ethan Ebanks Landell
Ethan Ebanks Landell.

 

[Bladepicker]

I can only assume anyone singing anything to the tune of The Dave Clarke Five is not old enough to remember David fucking Hopkin.

As soon as I hear the first beat of that song I feel ill.