The_Green_Man
Slave to the NHS.
The had the misfortune of sitting near by to a group of budding songwriters at the match the other day......Thankfully after half time I managed to slip back a few rows to enjoy the match as opposed to listen to the group of prepubescent teens repeatedly fuck up the follow, follow song by including random player names....
Anyway after The EEL whacked in his first of the game, this group of lads were desperately trying to come up with new, inventive songs for our latest hero.......I'm not down with the current height of Uk Pop however some of the efforts were terrible to say the least and the only way that the said songs would be a success would be if you replace the fans on the kop with the St Winifred's School Choir.......
After EEL's second went in I sat in anticipation, waiting to hear what this inventive group had finally conjured together......But much to my erm, nah definitely not disappointment as silence was golden......But anyway they obviously hadn't managed a finished masterpiece.....
So here I am sat here with the odd night off work....laid in my crib and unable to sleep when all of a sudden this all pops back into my head and I find myself trying to do what a select group on this forum hate!!.....I am trying to achieve what they couldn't and piece together an EEL song......
My Favourite so far goes to the tune of "We Will Rock You"........"ETHAN (we will) ......EBANKS
(we will) ......LANDELL (rock you)"
Then you have such basics as the old Tom Harks / Piranhas classic..............Simply replace the "derrs" with a sort of four syllable "E-BANKS LAN-DELL!"......over and over again......
It's not hard is it and whilst these are from masterpieces....They are way more in line with the vocal ability of the average football supporter than a bit of fast paced, high pitch little mix or whatever it was
Anyway after The EEL whacked in his first of the game, this group of lads were desperately trying to come up with new, inventive songs for our latest hero.......I'm not down with the current height of Uk Pop however some of the efforts were terrible to say the least and the only way that the said songs would be a success would be if you replace the fans on the kop with the St Winifred's School Choir.......
After EEL's second went in I sat in anticipation, waiting to hear what this inventive group had finally conjured together......But much to my erm, nah definitely not disappointment as silence was golden......But anyway they obviously hadn't managed a finished masterpiece.....
So here I am sat here with the odd night off work....laid in my crib and unable to sleep when all of a sudden this all pops back into my head and I find myself trying to do what a select group on this forum hate!!.....I am trying to achieve what they couldn't and piece together an EEL song......
My Favourite so far goes to the tune of "We Will Rock You"........"ETHAN (we will) ......EBANKS
(we will) ......LANDELL (rock you)"
Then you have such basics as the old Tom Harks / Piranhas classic..............Simply replace the "derrs" with a sort of four syllable "E-BANKS LAN-DELL!"......over and over again......
It's not hard is it and whilst these are from masterpieces....They are way more in line with the vocal ability of the average football supporter than a bit of fast paced, high pitch little mix or whatever it was
