Duz it ever work gerrin back wi yer ex?

[Ollessendro]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

 

[Frank the tank]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after discussing Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid and temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

Think I just strained my retina trying to read that shit

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

Welcome back owd lad. Good to have you back after so long.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

How's the shed, owd cock?

 

[Ollessendro]

Av shagged er in t shed Nuddy, aye. Der were no fireworks mind. Except a sparkler dat a accidentally went off when a dropped a lighter wi mi fumblin hands.