Drunken coked up old Blades "wanting it".

[Cheesebored]

N u as well billy that for u AND ca0py

That's good.

 

[Tarqs]

Id like to welcome you to my brother, @skeeter_mcgavin

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Not my words...

 

[PrestwichBlade]

Av got words n lot not in a dictonry pal and rimes
Big hitter
Fat bum sitter
Smellin like gary glitta
Off top a me hed sonfuck off

Legend

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Av got words n lot not in a dictonry pal and rimes
Big hitter
Fat bum sitter
Smellin like gary glitta
Off top a me hed sonfuck off

I Know the next line. "You can't get better than a quick fit fitter". Brap.

 

[Big Hitter]

Av got words n lot not in a dictonry pal and rimes
Big hitter
Fat bum sitter
Smellin like gary glitta
Off top a me hed sonfuck off

Skeeter Blade
Was on parade
He's spouting absurd
And looks like a TURD

Read it and weep pal.

 

[RecordBreakers]

This has got be a wind up surely to god?

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

When you leave this forum alone for two hours and come back to 5 more pages of fresh material .

the man is a genius

Anyone that writes a ‘poem’ and the last two words are fuck off..

 

[Tarqs]

Only Devvo and Skeeter could put the word Televisls into a sentence.

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Haha I can confirm that is indeed true.

Ian Bower was a legend

 

[SkeeterBlade]

Av always been t dot rubble its what ambout lads

 

[blade too long]

you know they are out of it when they shout come on twat Ill have you to a post box

 

[PrestwichBlade]

Av always been t dot rubble its what ambout lads

That is a relief

 

[SkeeterBlade]

Ha ha a man after me own heart blade too loong

 

[SkeeterBlade]

I nerly streyt shit me pants cus i was gune get jumpd n itd fukin post box n a dognshit box ah ha big red cunt in a trcksuit

 

[Gimli]

Ha ha a man after me own heart blade too loong

You’ve made Blade too long look like Susie Dent in comparison to your inane ramblings

 

[SkeeterBlade]

Gremlin stop talkim me ffs

 

[robbiez666]

Every single time I've done cocaine I've regretted it the next day, and I've done it a lot (at the time obviously I thought I was having a great time)

I don’t always get that feeling with booze

As I got older, I found that became two days of zombified stupor.

 

[robbiez666]

what fuckin laffin for big baby biggie with jr fuckin stupid u cant tell me now do eh pal cus u dont fuckin reply u dnt like it up ya pal proper big man

Just say no

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Ha ha daft lad what schol DINT i atend to!, think u ment DID go to atend!

WHOOOOOSH….

 

[Gimli]

Gremlin stop talkim me ffs

You talking to me Rita?

 

[SkeeterBlade]

Ok georgey boy me old chins twat u no what its all reminded me lff we u lot turnkng on me lkke this ? Ur all scares of the big bad wolf till it turns aht theb shepherd wants to bum ya mek a thsg wjat u will

 

[SkeeterBlade]

Yh u gremlin why u hatin for ur obsesed we me

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Has someone asked ChatGPT to do Devvo and this is the result?

Can we keep him please Linz

 

[Linz]

Can we keep him please Linz

He's timed it wrong.

Over summer when there's nowt doing, he might've lasted a bit longer.

But it's gonna be a busy week...

 

[rosy red]

Got to applaud SkeeterBlade for best wind up in ages

 

[robbiez666]

Can we keep him please Linz

Get him on Praise or Grumble

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Ok georgey boy me old chins twat u no what its all reminded me lff we u lot turnkng on me lkke this ? Ur all scares of the big bad wolf till it turns aht theb shepherd wants to bum ya mek a thsg wjat u will

….and now it’s over to Angela for the News in English

 

[biggiesablade]

One more song skeets please

 

[rosy red]

Skeeter must be a right angler, he's had more bites than Barnsley blacks