Dominic calvert lewin

[Boxer Blade]

Was told by a guy in a pub that the Queen was a reptile (Lizzie the Lizzard).
Amazing what you find out when you're having a pint.

Amazing what you believe when youve had six

 

[Bartleby]

When I see the wags (and a few have lived near me) I contemplate would she be with him if he were a plaster,

maybe, if he was in Band Aid