Do you think any of our squad buy quinoa?

[knowsnowt]

Erudite and articulate would be a better description.

did you know that since western hipsters started a demand for quinoa, local people in Peru and the like can't afford to eat it anymore?

McCabe aaht!

 

[Rodley]

Is that a Viagra alternative? asking for a friend.

Looking at service station adverts nowadays, the growth market is actually pants which filter the smell of your farts.