Do you drive a red Citroen C1, reg ending in WXW?

[Loco Blade]

I was in Dominican Republic were a Citroen CI would be the equivalent of a Lamborghini

 

[Maidenhead]

Inside a car?

rumbled

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

An Italian guy I know sent me a picture of a car in Catania last October with a United sticker in the front window. Would be good to know who the Sicilian Blade is!
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When in Sicily you need one, keeps the mafia away, cos they know we are hard as fuck

 

[Torrix1889]

If it was a small East Midlands town and a completely different car it might have been me...

 

[mancunianblade]

I suggest taking a walk in Levenshulme. I sold my old car to a mate who lives there, and it's still got a Blades sticker on it that he never removed

I live round the corner from Levenshulme

 

[Varkanoid]

An Italian guy I know sent me a picture of a car in Catania last October with a United sticker in the front window. Would be good to know who the Sicilian Blade is!
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There is someone in Agrigento with a SUFC flag hung from their flat balcony we see it when we go to the beach. Its really old and weathered but definitely a SUFC flag. I think there are a few Blades in Sicily.

 

[Oreyt]

When in Sicily you need one, keeps the mafia away, cos they know we are hard as fuck

My uncle (in Pitsmoor) used to do that with a Lion of Judah air freshener on the dashboard of his estate.

''Benny boy, if they think it belongs to a Rasta, no fucker touches it...''.

 

[dazzlingblade]

I don't drive but I'll be walking round Stourbridge next week with a blades sticker on my rear end, if you're not busy

 

[Brian Deane]

I don't drive but I'll be walking round Stourbridge next week with a blades sticker on my rear end, if you're not busy

Will you have the £5k cash on you as well ?

 

[Grecian2000]

My boss randomly told me earlier he'd let a man finger him for £5000.

My doctor does it regular and never gives me a fucking penny. Bastard.
Keep asking if he can let the receptionist do it but apparently she's not qualified. Looks can be deceiving I guess.

 

[MobileBlade]

Wern't me I drive our lass nuts.

Your lass has nuts?

Ooops - saw the other response

 

[Bell4]

Not me, I was in bed with your partner

that was YOU?

 

[dazzlingblade]

Will you have the £5k cash on you as well ?

I was hoping to receive it, and the cash aswell

 

[Sean Thornton]

I don't drive but I'll be walking round Stourbridge next week with a blades sticker on my rear end, if you're not busy

At last some honesty. He saw it parked up at a dogging spot.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I don't drive but I'll be walking round Stourbridge next week with a blades sticker on my rear end, if you're not busy

knowsnowt wants a word. Sumat about an advance?

 

[tyke1889]

Nope not me.

I was walking around Wickersley today with a reyt grimace on mi face due to wearing a fkin catheter

Im looking like a reyt miserable bastard atm and it’s fkin me up big time

I'm often driving through Wickersley in my little Mitsubishi with an S61 Blades sticker in the back window. Give me a wave and sing Shoreham Boys to me.
On second thoughts, don't, that would be a bit weird.

 

[Northyorksblade]

I was there on holiday so I went round sticking stickers on other peoples property cos I'm dead ard me.

I used to do this in Harrogate when they had loads of extra stickers at the back of the ST book, whenever I saw a pigs sticker on a car. Very childish I know.

 

[William Large]

It’s probably because I blend in with the rest of the miserable bastards

Ha ha ha, there’s generally a few knocking about in Wickersley! Myself being one of them

 

[diode_blade]

I vote this as best blades related thread ever.
Barstewards some ferker knives mi sticker and left a tyre

 

[Original United]

Off down to the black country today (genuine) and fully intend to take photos of every red citroen c1 I see.

Is there an affiliated red C1 spotters club I can join?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Off down to the black country today (genuine) and fully intend to take photos of every red citroen c1 I see.

Is there an affiliated red C1 spotters club I can join?

No need, you don't find us, we'll find you. Just tell us what make and colour car you'll be in. We'll do the rest.

Then you'll see us, smiling, creepily, knowingly.

 

[BigBed]

My uncle (in Pitsmoor) used to do that with a Lion of Judah air freshener on the dashboard of his estate.

''Benny boy, if they think it belongs to a Rasta, no fucker touches it...''.

Why did he need to worry, "its a red Citroën C1, nobody wants to touch it".

 

[BigBed]

Ha ha ha, there’s generally a few knocking about in Wickersley! Myself being one of them

There's also a large smattering of ten bob millionaires that wander round up there on a Friday and Saturday evening.

 

[diode_blade]

They only go backwards, there french

 

[William Large]

There's also a large smattering of ten bob millionaires that wander round up there on a Friday and Saturday evening.

Not kidding…

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

It’s probably because I blend in with the rest of the miserable bastards

Get in the Masons Arms. The young ladies with skirts that barely cover their bums and crop tops will cheer you up.
So my mate says.

 

[Blade58]

Get in the Masons Arms. The young ladies with skirts that barely cover their bums and crop tops will cheer you up.
So my mate says.

Haha

 

[The Crab]

At last some honesty. He saw it parked up at a dogging spot.

In a Citroen C1? Who’s he dogging with, Ellie Simonds……

 

[BigBed]

Get in the Masons Arms. The young ladies with skirts that barely cover their bums and crop tops will cheer you up.
So my mate says.

They'll also be stood with thier wanna be "hard", chavvy bastard boyfriends, who think it's big to drink n drive, and will happily stab you as it's how it's done now.

 

[BarcaBlade]

I bought some car stickers about 25 years ago thinking I'd get a car soon. I finally inherited a car a couple of years ago, but the window stickers don't stick any more.