Dewey eyed 11

[borbokis]

Can't believe no one's said it yet but Ch*d Evans. Signed for 3m + shit for 2 seasons, failed to save us from relegation but now because of one good season (lots of strikers hit a purple patch that they fail to replicate) he's seen as the club's only hope by some. Cringe every time he's mentioned.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

1. Mark Bunn- We thought he was shit but then we ended up with Simmo and he ended up in the Prem.


2. Del Geary- Before I get hammered here, I liked Del. But, he wasn’t nearly as good a player as people suggest he was. He had fairly limited ability and his lack of height cost us goals at the back. But he was a scrappy little bugger.


3. Wayne Quinn- Good as a youngster bursting on the scene then got injured, sold and when he came back on loan was absolutely atrocious.


4. Nick Montgomery- The trier of all triers but just so limited with a football.


5. Neil Collins- Poster boy of our decline but became a hero after being frozen out by Clough.


6. Trianos Dells- Genuinely became a world beater after leaving us.


7. David Cotteril- That bastard bully Blackwell. So what if Cotteril only bothered turning up from February to May we should have played him all the time.


8. Michael Doyle- Cockney walk and a terful inferview papered over some significant cracks.


9. Marc McNulty- Sometimes scores in League 2 so our manager is a twat for not picking him over Billy.


10. Jose Baxter- The best player in the division (on his day). The most technically gifted player to grace our turf since Glynn Hodges. Or a fat useless junkie who turned up very occasionally.


11. Bruno Ribeiro- Was the next Luis Figo if only our managers weren’t too stupid to play him.

 

[FleaPitBlade]

There has to be a place up front for Goran Slavkovski.

He was The New Ibrahimavic, a 17 year old kid that had about a billion youth international goals, he was Inter's youngest ever player, had been tapped up by every champions league club twice and had blanket 20's on Champ. Then he signed for us on loan, didnt play a single game and nobody has seen him since.

 

[Eskimo]

Whatsisname Tebily who played a game for us then caught a train to Scotland

 

[Clarkey87]

Akinbiyi.

Forgiven because of THAT goal against the pigs when we beat them at their place.

 

[metalblade]

Ashley Sestanovich the body double for Thierry Henry in adverts for Nike and Renault who fell from grace and eventually got sent down for armed robbery.

 

[Clarkey87]

Daniel Bogdanovich......scored a few for the Dingles, brought into United on a free as he was out of contract, seemed a decent signing (presumably as a sweetener with the Malta deal) but was ultimately shite.

 

[The Crab]

Better Micky Adams because, well, uh, ah he was a blade.

One step above giving someone the job because they are good at Football Manager.

 

[ReeceofBDTBL]

on this forum I've seen shit strikers turn into linekar like front men

Midfielders turn into Gazza like in their form

And cunts like Collins turn into decent defenders cos 'they try'

So here we are a chance for those useless bastards to form a team....

I'll start

Number 5 - Neil Collins - one of worst centre halves I've ever seen - contract that paid handsomely - hope he's left some back

This was the thing, he didn't even fuckin try that much. His attitude was shite and was a bad influence on the rest of the team.

Honestly the only Blades player I've ever genuinely hated.