DEM BLADES post-match view of Burton

[Steve Mackan]

Can't shitting believe that Coutts has broken his leg. His inability to take the field hasn't prevented me from making him man of the match in previous games, it hasn't now either and it won't do so for the rest of the season.

...no discussion of sweet versus savoury Yorkshire puddings this time, don't worry. We could all do with a break from controversy.

UTB

 

[super_pig]

brilliant as usual with the right tone.. great effort i needed a laugh this morning

 

[Rodley]

Love it as usual.

 

[Northyorksblade]

I realise you won't want to be included in the mass get well Coutts video as you will be producing your own personal one through a vale of tears no doubt.

 

[RammyBlade]

Well done again Steve - Dem Blades cheer me up no mettter what happens and I feel quite low at the moment despite being top of the league. Its a bit like winning the lottery one minute and then being sentanced to 20 years in jail the next !!

 

[Steve Mackan]

I realise you won't want to be included in the mass get well Coutts video as you will be producing your own personal one through a vale of tears no doubt.

I think I might pay tribute in the form of an ice-sculpture made from the aforementioned tears, which I am catching in an ice-cube tray as we speak.

But seriously, a video - why not? I was intending to produce a series of seasonal Christmas videos. For example, 'all I want for Christmas is Coutts,' (apt) or 'Couttsmass time don't let Dem bells end,' or (my personal favourite) 'Little Couttsy' to the tune of Little Donkey.

 

[S64 Blade]

I think I might pay tribute in the form of an ice-sculpture made from the aforementioned tears, which I am catching in an ice-cube tray as we speak.

But seriously, a video - why not? I was intending to produce a series of seasonal Christmas videos. For example, 'all I want for Christmas is Coutts,' (apt) or 'Couttsmass time don't let Dem bells end,' or (my personal favourite) 'Little Couttsy' to the tune of Little Donkey.

Just be mindful that water with salt content has a lower freezing temperature. We don't want a melted Couttsy on our hands.

 

[Steve Mackan]

I realise you won't want to be included in the mass get well Coutts video.

If that's actually happening - or has it already happened? - I can knock up a quick Dem Blades-style edit.

Just be mindful that water with salt content has a lower freezing temperature. We don't want a melted Couttsy on our hands.

I think a frame by frame picture-collage from a melting Paul Coutts ice-statue would be better than this year's Turner prize entries and undoubtedly better than last years winner

 

[Pinchy]

Great stuff as always Steve Mackan. Sorry about my tantrum the other night. Emotions high, I’m afraid...

I still think Sordell’s a cunt though. Not least because, so far as I know, he’s expressed no regret or sympathy whatsoever? That alone wins him an Ainsworth.

 

[Steve Mackan]

Great stuff as always Steve Mackan. Sorry about my tantrum the other night. Emotions high, I’m afraid...

I still think Sordell’s a cunt though. Not least because, so far as I know, he’s expressed no regret or sympathy whatsoever? That alone wins him an Ainsworth.

No danger. I might feel more aggrieved if it were any other player. It being Coutts, I can completely empathise.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

"the Brewers drooped"
!!!!

 

[coaxingstar71]

Best one yet.