Dean Windass

[wizadry]

I'd rush off to North Wales with a mate. Get a hotel room,a take away and bang some munter.

What would you spend the rest on?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

What would you spend the rest on?

Sackfulls of Jose Baxters finest Columbian marching powder?

 

[wizadry]

Sackfulls of Jose Baxters finest Columbian marching powder?

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Sackfulls of Jose Baxters finest Columbian marching powder?

And the rest of the money you'd waste?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

And the rest of the money you'd waste?

Indeed I would sir.

 

[Ricky]

He better just hope his son Josh has a lucrative career.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Couldn't give a toss what happens to him, he's a jeb end anyway.

 

[cahill]

Neither Warnock nor Windass mention it in their autobiographies, so I'm going to call bullshit on that one.

Sounds like an urban myth to me, shitting in a golf course hole, (never thought I'd write that one), what did he cling onto for better thrusting,( ditto) a thin pole with a flag on top, (ditto), not convinced.

Mindst you those rugger buggers


That Cardiff play off defeat, was probably as low as I could get following the Blades, not sure why, we've had worse, high expectations I guess

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Not only did he get dropped but he went off on one. The rest of the lads didn't handle the situation. You could tell before kick off something was not right.

Something's never right when United have a do or die situation. Chips are down and Blades bottle it. Typical. Windass out? Let's fuck up the day. Evans gone down? Let's show what a bunch of spineless cretins we are.

 

[Tezza1889]

ive always been of the opinion that some working class lads might have had a better life in the long run just having a day job other than football stardom, no limits on excess for Gazza hasn't worked out for him, I just wonder if he'd had got a normal ordinary job, had a beer on a Friday with the lads and watched Newcastle, that maybe he'd be In a better place now..... 3 bed semi, summat like that, nice missus, couple of kids..

However, he's lived a life that would need me to be centuries old to get close to... I'll never sniff the shit he's done if I live to be a million.. so what do i fucking know.

(Shit is descriptive of all the lavish shit and decent birds he's shagged cars and shit like that, not real shit, not his shit.. just shit...you know...shit)

 

[Bedrock Blade]

I always thought the shitting took place in a bunker and not in the hole itself.

 

[Nade]

I always thought the shitting took place in a bunker and not in the hole itself.

Do you know the exact shade of brown that it was? How about the texture? Was it one long, smooth sausage or one of those bobbly ones?

 

[boo radley]

Is Carl Bradshaw still bricklaying?

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Dunno, but I once did a shit in the top hole of the Bingham Park course.
And, no, I'm not making it up.

Now I know why my 50' putt didn't drop that day!

 

[cahill]

Do you know the exact shade of brown that it was? How about the texture? Was it one long, smooth sausage or one of those bobbly ones?

I think we should be told

 

[Grappler]

ive always been of the opinion that some working class lads might have had a better life in the long run just having a day job other than football stardom, no limits on excess for Gazza hasn't worked out for him, I just wonder if he'd had got a normal ordinary job, had a beer on a Friday with the lads and watched Newcastle, that maybe he'd be In a better place now..... 3 bed semi, summat like that, nice missus, couple of kids..

However, he's lived a life that would need me to be centuries old to get close to... I'll never sniff the shit he's done if I live to be a million.. so what do i fucking know.

(Shit is descriptive of all the lavish shit and decent birds he's shagged cars and shit like that, not real shit, not his shit.. just shit...you know...shit)

No shit........

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Prick of the highest order

Otherwise known as "an erection"?