Curtis Woodhouse Autobiography

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Just started reading it. He pulls no punches. But I've had to quote the first paragraph of page 101 to my sons.
What a guy even says he would have paid us to play for us.
Great read he doesn't hold back with the language either. I liked him before but like him even more now.
 



Just started reading it. He pulls no punches. But I've had to quote the first paragraph of page 101 to my sons.
What a guy even says he would have paid us to play for us.
Great read he doesn't hold back with the language either. I liked him before but like him even more now.
Thought he doesnt want to do anything with us now?
 
I think it's just the SUFC hierarchy. They shat on Dane Whitehouse too after he retired by all accounts. Which is unforgivable in my book.
Often see Dane sitting not too far from me at home games. What has the club done to upset Dane in the recent years?
 
How's that? I thought he did his coaching badges with us?

Last I heard he was doing his UEFA B in 1999. Not sure what's happened since but Curtis Woodhouse alluded to it, and I've heard other things through the grapevine about how SUFC have basically chewed him up and spat him out.
 
Often see Dane sitting not too far from me at home games. What has the club done to upset Dane in the recent years?
Apparently Dane is doing ok he invested his money wisely and makes a few quid from owning and renting houses. He should have had a testimonial though as a one club guy.
 
Apparently Dane is doing ok he invested his money wisely and makes a few quid from owning and renting houses. He should have had a testimonial though as a one club guy.
He had a testimonial in May 2001. I was there and Lmaobob 's second game and many fans were on the pitch after the game
 
Happened a few months ago. He then deleted his comments from his twitter account
Ok I didn't see it if he has removed it maybe someone from the club got in touch? I hope so he deserves that at least. He did give the club a hard time as a youngster though, he mentions his antics in the book again nothing missed. He tried to run down four Irish lads with the youth team minibus and ended up on the pitch at one point which didn't go down well with the directors watching out of the window. Maybe that's the reason they didn't want him on the staff?
 



Ok I didn't see it if he has removed it maybe someone from the club got in touch? I hope so he deserves that at least. He did give the club a hard time as a youngster though, he mentions his antics in the book again nothing missed. He tried to run down four Irish lads with the youth team minibus and ended up on the pitch at one point which didn't go down well with the directors watching out of the window. Maybe that's the reason they didn't want him on the staff?
Not surprised
 
I have never really laughed out loud reading a book.

But the part where he recalls the Trinidad tour where Curtis, Lee Sandford & Wayne Quinn snuck out to sneak some weed, ending up with Sandford smacking Blackwell, was a genuine ell ohh ell moment.

Not to mention swearing blind to Steve Bruce he hadn't been supping & scrapping in the "treadmill" the night before...
 
I have never really laughed out loud reading a book.

But the part where he recalls the Trinidad tour where Curtis, Lee Sandford & Wayne Quinn snuck out to sneak some weed, ending up with Sandford smacking Blackwell, was a genuine ell ohh ell moment.

Not to mention swearing blind to Steve Bruce he hadn't been supping & scrapping in the "treadmill" the night before...
Just the kind of bloke we want working at the Academy.
 
Oh how we cheered when Birmingham took this Bladey Legend off our hands.

Still, we shouldn't miss any opportunity to knock our own club. Anyone want to include an imaginary Dane Whitehouse snub and then cough and splutter when asked for detail?
 
Oh how we cheered when Birmingham took this Bladey Legend off our hands.

Still, we shouldn't miss any opportunity to knock our own club. Anyone want to include an imaginary Dane Whitehouse snub and then cough and splutter when asked for detail?

Sheffield United has nothing to do with you my dear.

Scuttle back under that stone, coward.
 
Sheffield United has nothing to do with you my dear.

Scuttle back under that stone, coward.

Incidentally, how's your cough from when you were asked to explain the term "proper footballer" and couldn't come up with a fucking thing?

If you're going to spout an endless stream of trite clichés in some pathetic attempt to carve out an identity for yourself, the least you can do is understand their meaning.

Here endeth your latest lesson.
 
Does Curtis woodhouse mention in the book that he raised his hand to a young lady (his girlfriend), and on the friday he was chased by 4 lads and a got a kicking outside republic nightclub ? Doubt it, he was a proper arrogant wanker when he was younger.
 
Finished it this weekend, was very enjoyable and not too difficult a read. I whipped through most of it in an afternoon.

I found his issues with anxiety interesting as it's something I have a problem with myself. It certainly helps explain why he is (was) always like a coiled spring, like a bomb ready to go off.

One or two genuinely funny stories as well, and all in all, an open, refreshingly honest look at life as a young footballer with not much direction in life and far too much money on his hands.
 
Apparently Dane is doing ok he invested his money wisely and makes a few quid from owning and renting houses. He should have had a testimonial though as a one club guy.
Dane works as a melter at a metals company in Rotherham.
 
Finished it this weekend, was very enjoyable and not too difficult a read. I whipped through most of it in an afternoon.

I found his issues with anxiety interesting as it's something I have a problem with myself. It certainly helps explain why he is (was) always like a coiled spring, like a bomb ready to go off.

One or two genuinely funny stories as well, and all in all, an open, refreshingly honest look at life as a young footballer with not much direction in life and far too much money on his hands.

how I didn't slot a certain person at work yesrerday I have no idea, full on red mist moment. I need another job.
 
Ok I didn't see it if he has removed it maybe someone from the club got in touch? I hope so he deserves that at least. He did give the club a hard time as a youngster though, he mentions his antics in the book again nothing missed. He tried to run down four Irish lads with the youth team minibus and ended up on the pitch at one point which didn't go down well with the directors watching out of the window. Maybe that's the reason they didn't want him on the staff?
He tried to run down 4 lads with a minibus? I hope no one knows my address.....but hey I am OK as I don't criticise.
 
I have never really laughed out loud reading a book.

But the part where he recalls the Trinidad tour where Curtis, Lee Sandford & Wayne Quinn snuck out to sneak some weed, ending up with Sandford smacking Blackwell, was a genuine ell ohh ell moment.

Not to mention swearing blind to Steve Bruce he hadn't been supping & scrapping in the "treadmill" the night before...
Set of absolute dorks.
 



Finished it this weekend, was very enjoyable and not too difficult a read. I whipped through most of it in an afternoon.

I found his issues with anxiety interesting as it's something I have a problem with myself. It certainly helps explain why he is (was) always like a coiled spring, like a bomb ready to go off.

One or two genuinely funny stories as well, and all in all, an open, refreshingly honest look at life as a young footballer with not much direction in life and far too much money on his hands.
Curtis providing a difficult read.?
LOL.
That would be something special.Intellectual isn't he?
 

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