Couple of new songs from twitter

[CharnockBlade]

Good evening blades, while browsing twitter I came across a guy named 'American Soccer Guy' who for a few weeks has been creating chants on request for teams over here. Well, during the last day or so the Sheffield rollerblades have had a couple created for us, enjoy;





PS. I'm unsure whether to laugh or cry.

 

[DifferentClass]

Ey up Jim.

 

[FTPE]

Hahahaha I like the cut of his jib.

 

[Ndlovu Blade]

Sheffield roller blades, how have I never heard that before

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Go roller blades go.
Let's kick some ass.

That guy made me chuckle.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Get in the net

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Woooh yeah...powerplay !

 

[boo radley]

Greeeen Arrrmi.

 

[BigBed]

Aren't Americans fucking imbeciles!!

 

[Gavlar]

Aren't Americans fucking imbeciles!!

This guy is the dogs bollocks compared to his president

 

[BigBed]

But, a 24 pack and a little direction, and his new president could be persuaded to bomb that blue shed in south Barnsley!

 

[moDtheGod]

Is he just ripping off @usasoccerguy? Can't actually be arsed to look at his videos.

 

[The_Green_Man]

Two words for this bloke......The first being something often found on a door and the second found on top of the shoulers!

And it's not handle neck

 

[Darthblade]

tell me this is nothing to do with the "bladacoaster" please !!!

UTB & FTP

 

[Bladesway]

So this is what the end of days looks like. Songs from Twitter constructed for fans to sing and "funny" guys on the internet.

 

[pommpey]

This guy is the dogs bollocks compared to his president

Lincoln and Kennedy. Two who were assassinated and didn't deserve it.

That fat fuck needs to be shot. There, I said it.

pommpey

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Someone else who thinks that being 'liked' on social media and 'going viral' is the be all and end all. I heard two kids arguing the other day about who had the most 'followers' on instagram, they must have been 7 or 8 years old at best.

I must be getting old

PS - please like this post, I need a quick fix

 

[RealMcCoy]

Two words for this bloke......The first being something often found on a door and the second found on top of the shoulers!

And it's not handle neck

Knockerhead??

 

[I should coco]

Two words for this bloke......The first being something often found on a door and the second found on top of the shoulers!

And it's not handle neck

Hinge throat?

Number chin?

Letter-box epaulette?

Great game this........

 

[Ndlovu Blade]

Knockerhead??

Two words for this bloke......The first being something often found on a door and the second found on top of the shoulers!

And it's not handle neck

I would have gone with Knob neck tbh

 

[TJB.]

Bomb the cunt.

(Edit: I wanted to write something long, thoughtful and articulate about the age of modern media and the illusion of online celebrity, but I'm at work and he's angered me with how shit he is, so it came out as 'Bomb the cunt'...apologies)

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Isn't social media the best thing ever?

 

[I should coco]

Isn't social media the best thing ever?

Yo bro.

Respect un that, innit.

 

[Kenilworth]

Is he what Madkins looks like when you strip away the prosthetics?

 

[The Crab]

He'd look (and sound) better with a burning tyre around his neck.

 

[SwissBlade]

Got to love the roller blades.

 

[ThatJa]

UTRB!